Apparently... Snails TELEPORT?!?

Seany · « **on:** 10/04/2007 11:39:42 »

Yup, apparently snails teleport when you don't look at them. I swear I've read about that somewhere

Karen W. · « **Reply #1 on:** 10/04/2007 16:09:03 »

Welcome.. and LOL!!

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #2 on:** 11/04/2007 09:25:15 »

Only land snails teleport. Sea snails have developed a method of FTL travel involving the utilisation of negative mass.

djalki · « **Reply #3 on:** 11/04/2007 09:53:08 »

Maybe they dont teleport, but have invented a cloaking machine so that they are invisible to us, then they move position and turn the cloak off again?

neilep · « **Reply #4 on:** 11/04/2007 13:14:21 »

Well, I'm convinced !!

Sometimes they also like to take the train and go by SnailWay !!...........*groan*

tony6789 · « **Reply #5 on:** 11/04/2007 13:59:30 »

wtf r u guys being serious or not? i cant tell lol

Ben6789 · « **Reply #6 on:** 11/04/2007 16:41:41 »

Neither can I...mabybe snails don't teleport and just move faster than you think.

Seany · « **Reply #7 on:** 11/04/2007 18:39:09 »

Hmm.. Maybe I dreamed of this.. [

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neilep · « **Reply #8 on:** 11/04/2007 23:45:45 »

As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Seany · « **Reply #9 on:** 12/04/2007 00:28:27 »

Quote from: neilep on 11/04/2007 23:45:45

As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. [

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neilep · « **Reply #10 on:** 12/04/2007 00:37:18 »

Quote from: seanahnuk on 12/04/2007 00:28:27

Quote from: neilep on 11/04/2007 23:45:45
As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. []

LOL !!..I wish it were a dry leaf !!...i think it had built a nest on my chair ..and then i sat down !!..oh well !!..
hey..what are you doing up so late ?..oh...of course..no school tomorrow..YAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

Karen W. · « **Reply #11 on:** 12/04/2007 02:59:53 »

LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!

Seany · « **Reply #12 on:** 12/04/2007 10:26:47 »

Quote from: Karen W. on 12/04/2007 02:59:53

LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!

Lol, I know. I love all you guys here [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #13 on:** 13/04/2007 09:16:44 »

When I turned on my PC this morning, on the screen were lots of snails congregating around a tin of luncheon meat - they were Spam e-snails.

But, seriously folks, a lot of the snails round where I live drive customised cars - the Renault Clio being amongst their favourite models. These Gary Snails meet in the carpark of our local Tesco in the early hours with a cacophany of BOOM tsssshh BOOM tsssshh music blaring from speakers the size of Tahiti. The speakers are so big they can't actually fit them in their cars so they leave them in the carpark and just plug in when they get there.

Seany · « **Reply #14 on:** 13/04/2007 11:19:37 »

Hi DoctorBeaver,

Where do you live? [

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Liamnardo · « **Reply #15 on:** 14/04/2007 02:20:03 »

How do they teleport?

Seany · « **Reply #16 on:** 14/04/2007 02:21:36 »

Yes.. I think I may have gotten this fact completely and utterly WRONG. [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #17 on:** 14/04/2007 13:33:03 »

Quote from: Seany on 13/04/2007 11:19:37

Hi DoctorBeaver,

Where do you live? []

Beaverland [^]

Seany · « **Reply #18 on:** 14/04/2007 14:09:26 »

LOL [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #19 on:** 16/04/2007 08:59:48 »

What's funny about that? [

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Seany · « **Reply #20 on:** 16/04/2007 11:39:53 »

Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #21 on:** 17/04/2007 09:18:29 »

Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53

Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

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paul.fr · « **Reply #22 on:** 17/04/2007 09:50:53 »

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 17/04/2007 09:18:29

Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

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I've got the builders in at the moment []

hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?

Seany · « **Reply #23 on:** 17/04/2007 10:02:41 »

Doctor. Thanks for the link, it was.. "interesting" [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #24 on:** 17/04/2007 13:51:24 »

Quote from: paul.fr on 17/04/2007 09:50:53

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 17/04/2007 09:18:29
Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

...sorry, you cannot view external links. To see them, please REGISTER or LOGIN

I've got the builders in at the moment []

hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?

Oh dear, you weren't paying attention were you. It says docslodge. Lodge, not dam. tsk!
Anyway, why shouldn't beavers use outside contractors? Don't be specieist!

Hadrian · « **Reply #25 on:** 17/04/2007 14:14:09 »

slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

Seany · « **Reply #26 on:** 17/04/2007 15:11:30 »

LOL [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #27 on:** 18/04/2007 13:27:00 »

Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09

slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

Hadrian · « **Reply #28 on:** 18/04/2007 14:23:30 »

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00

Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #29 on:** 18/04/2007 14:27:12 »

Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]

paul.fr · « **Reply #30 on:** 18/04/2007 14:33:59 »

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12

Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........

Hadrian · « **Reply #31 on:** 18/04/2007 14:43:53 »

Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:33:59

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........

greeting person from the twilight zone............... we retreat in peace!............. [

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paul.fr · « **Reply #32 on:** 18/04/2007 14:46:04 »

Greetings hadrian [

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For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!

incidently, i like the new look sheep.

Hadrian · « **Reply #33 on:** 18/04/2007 14:52:41 »

Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:46:04

Greetings hadrian []

For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!

incidently, i like the new look sheep.

yes it reflects there true origins. how is poem writing thees days? as for christmas it would live................ LOL

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #34 on:** 18/04/2007 17:14:42 »

Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:33:59

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!

well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........

Strange chap [

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Guttedpiggy · « **Reply #35 on:** 18/04/2007 18:51:01 »

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maybye, just maybe, snails were told by god that snails cant ever be seeen teleporting so they decided not to but the snails still belived that the snails couldn't be seen going fast. so the snail is always slow when we look at it but, when we look away khzam!!!! there off at a whizzing 22,000 mph untill someone sees then or they get tired [O8)]

Hadrian · « **Reply #36 on:** 18/04/2007 23:26:27 »

there was a report about a snail teleporting in to a dackery by mistake he got bared for doing it [^]

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #37 on:** 26/04/2007 08:59:48 »

Hackery Dackery Dock
The snail slid up the clock [

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