Apparently... Snails TELEPORT?!?

Seany · « **on:** 10/04/2007 11:39:42 »

Yup, apparently snails teleport when you don't look at them. I swear I've read about that somewhere

Karen W. · « **Reply #1 on:** 10/04/2007 16:09:03 »

Welcome.. and LOL!!

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #2 on:** 11/04/2007 09:25:15 »

Only land snails teleport. Sea snails have developed a method of FTL travel involving the utilisation of negative mass.

djalki · « **Reply #3 on:** 11/04/2007 09:53:08 »

Maybe they dont teleport, but have invented a cloaking machine so that they are invisible to us, then they move position and turn the cloak off again?

neilep · « **Reply #4 on:** 11/04/2007 13:14:21 »

Well, I'm convinced !!

Sometimes they also like to take the train and go by SnailWay !!...........*groan*

tony6789 · « **Reply #5 on:** 11/04/2007 13:59:30 »

wtf r u guys being serious or not? i cant tell lol

Ben6789 · « **Reply #6 on:** 11/04/2007 16:41:41 »

Neither can I...mabybe snails don't teleport and just move faster than you think.

Seany · « **Reply #7 on:** 11/04/2007 18:39:09 »

Hmm.. Maybe I dreamed of this.. [

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neilep · « **Reply #8 on:** 11/04/2007 23:45:45 »

As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Seany · « **Reply #9 on:** 12/04/2007 00:28:27 »

Quote from: neilep on 11/04/2007 23:45:45

As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. [

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neilep · « **Reply #10 on:** 12/04/2007 00:37:18 »

Quote from: seanahnuk on 12/04/2007 00:28:27

Quote from: neilep on 11/04/2007 23:45:45
As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....

Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!

Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. []

LOL !!..I wish it were a dry leaf !!...i think it had built a nest on my chair ..and then i sat down !!..oh well !!..
hey..what are you doing up so late ?..oh...of course..no school tomorrow..YAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

Karen W. · « **Reply #11 on:** 12/04/2007 02:59:53 »

LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!

Seany · « **Reply #12 on:** 12/04/2007 10:26:47 »

Quote from: Karen W. on 12/04/2007 02:59:53

LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!

Lol, I know. I love all you guys here [

]. I've been on this site and 2AM once.. addiction. [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #13 on:** 13/04/2007 09:16:44 »

When I turned on my PC this morning, on the screen were lots of snails congregating around a tin of luncheon meat - they were Spam e-snails.

But, seriously folks, a lot of the snails round where I live drive customised cars - the Renault Clio being amongst their favourite models. These Gary Snails meet in the carpark of our local Tesco in the early hours with a cacophany of BOOM tsssshh BOOM tsssshh music blaring from speakers the size of Tahiti. The speakers are so big they can't actually fit them in their cars so they leave them in the carpark and just plug in when they get there.

Seany · « **Reply #14 on:** 13/04/2007 11:19:37 »

Hi DoctorBeaver,

Where do you live? [

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Liamnardo · « **Reply #15 on:** 14/04/2007 02:20:03 »

How do they teleport?

Seany · « **Reply #16 on:** 14/04/2007 02:21:36 »

Yes.. I think I may have gotten this fact completely and utterly WRONG. [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #17 on:** 14/04/2007 13:33:03 »

Quote from: Seany on 13/04/2007 11:19:37

Hi DoctorBeaver,

Where do you live? []

Beaverland [^]

Seany · « **Reply #18 on:** 14/04/2007 14:09:26 »

LOL [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #19 on:** 16/04/2007 08:59:48 »

What's funny about that? [

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