STAR WARS...............The please add one Word or Sentence Story!

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Offline Ben6789

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"Okay, venting now..." Says Helm.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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ack! the death star is coming to...
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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fire on us!" Evasive manueuvers...again.
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"OH NO! Lets not get caught with our pants down boys Light speed Now!"

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wait! tickle the death star to make it miss!
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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LOL....HEEHEE HEEE..Tckle it! LOL.. Sorry...

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tickle tickle tickle! it's not working! everyone help!

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OH STOP STOP You are Arousing Vader instead of getting him off course! LOL We'll never be rid of him at this rate! LOL..

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"Quick! Give him our laughing gas!"
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"Give em something, then lets get out of here..! I am off to my chambers.. I must go visit the crazy place for awhile.. Work work work! LOL Keep us out of trouble Captain."

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Suddenly Vadar is off course and can't stop laughing and missing them by a mere meter.  Meanwhile Jar Jar is planning a new prank to play on them.
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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So he partially opens a door and puts a water bucket on top where Captain Walls is going.
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"always the practical Joker!"

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Walls opens the door and the bucket suddenly blows up because...
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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Jar Jar didn't fill it with water, but some other substance called...
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"IT's amazing normally I have to pay for this sort of treatment" says VADER "Can you do that thing with the...."

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"Magical little ........"

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"wheel barrow, I love that, especially when you..."

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"pull out the bag of magic sprinkles and begin to sprinkle them all...."

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"over my dark helmit" Mean while returning too......
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the magic wheel barrow.. thoughts of impending...

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gardening consumed mr hedgehog "It's been three weeks maybe I should'nt have walked off set?" he ponders just then.....

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when suddenly a sharp pain strikes him in the chest and he clutches his hand to his chest as he looks down and realizes he has been hit by a massive chunk of flying...

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wedding cake!

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Screams

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at the guests in next doors reception "I dont have to take this I'm bloody famous!" then grabbing his magic wheel barrow he walks off towards.....

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the outer doors , muttering under his breath about....

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How- 'if his favourite sheep was still alive none of this would matter'. Then arriving back at the lollyfalcon he notices........

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That there was wool strung from the entrance and in that wool was woven.....

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into a welcome home mr hedgehog sign! "Quick get in" says Captin Walls "the cabbage people are comming!"

"O.k" Replys mr hedgehog "where are the ores?" Mean while yoda and Leia discuss...... 

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The psyhological effects  of Yoda's rather unusual proposals of affection between herself and.....

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the now dead han! "dont worry leia I'm sure george has a new love interest for you" says yoda

agreing mr hedgehog says "Yeah it's probably......" 

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JAVA THE HUT....

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DRR DRR DEEERRRR!!!! Yes, George annoyed that Leia wouldnt put out! Wrote in java, as her new love interest!!!!

sliding in through the window with flowers Java says" Leia...

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"I want to make your dreams come true...." LOL

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"slurp slurp sit on my face slurp"...

"cut!" says George "now java it says quite clearly in the script 'would you like a choc ice'!!!!"

"Action" moving towards Leia java says.....

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pssst!  I see dead people!
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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"CUT! CUT! CUT!" says George "Wrong bloody film!!! I know your off to make the 'sixth sense two' after this, but keep to the script".....

"sod it! give me the suit and go home!!!"

"Action"! "would you like a choc ice?" Says Gova

"err no" Says Leia "I dont like you, you big smelly old fishy faced thingy you... Why dont you just..." 

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But she is interrupted when troopers attack and kill Java, and since George has gone home, someone else must develop a new love interest.
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A stranger appeared carrying a loaded bouquet of light sabers...tied with a beautiful Red Ribbon.. He Knelt in front of Leia and asked her for her hand in......

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Melted chocolate, because the stranger was a kinky type, he was wearing a pvc thong and a whip fell from his studded belt. He winked a Leia and she extended her hand and .....

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Said How do you do! I knew it wouldn't take you long to rescue me Now where did you come up with that disguise???...

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He was about to answer when the troops (who no ones killed yet) gunned him down too.
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But it turns out he was just a hologram and the real rescuer was stood behind the troopers, and he severed their helmets with one of his many lightsabers, leia, who was ecstatic, jumped into his arms and...........

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Proclaimed her undying allegiance to his cause and swore she would never........

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She was interrupted again as a the Death Star crashed into the building.

tee hee hee, i'm sneaky!
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Yes!  Sneaky and oh so cunning.... your timing couldn't have been more perfect because I was about to......

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The millions of troopers didn't even listen as the opened fire at once at the real, bona fide, true as blue man and killed him, this time it wasn't a hologram.
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"Dead, finished, gonzo"

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