STAR WARS...............The please add one Word or Sentence Story!

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                  Star Wars

                Episode V n-a1/2

               The search for Luke:

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

Our story continues as Yoda and the lady search high and lo for luke. Han offers his services and leia slaps him.
The evil lord vader tries to buy the lady a drink, and tells her he has a penthouse. Escaping his Evil clutches she continues on her quest,arriving at her home world of yabbanabbadebabasomthinglongwithfunnywordsinit she discovers that luke has passed through recently, armed with this new information, we now join her as she persues luke from one side of the galaxy to the other....

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(erm.. A bit similar to my game.. but ok..)
They say that when you die, your life flashes in front of you. Make it worth watching!


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JarJar Binks stands at the helm and throws out commands to his posts while awaiting a response he notices a strange green light coming from another galaxy.
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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"Clearly the cabbage people are going to war" He says to mr hedgehog

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Where are our defense shields? 
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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"err... I sold them to an ou-tini yesterday" says mr hedgehog
« Last Edit: 05/05/2007 14:41:03 by jolly »

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"Mr. Hedgehog, you need to ask Stevy to invent us another one made with more durability."
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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Mr hedgehog scraches spines "stevey died yesterday in the milieniumfalcon with han, Lets run away!" "oh why dont we fly by the prison world of yadayadyoudeserveityadayada we can save Paris, hey!- she might put out"
« Last Edit: 05/05/2007 15:34:45 by jolly »

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Offline Karen W.

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 She might put you out alright!!! LOL Perhaps a new Plan is in order!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Mr hedgehog ponders the implications "maybe your right!" he says "what do you think lady? should we start looking for luke now? I'm not scared of the cabbage people anyway!" 

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Me Neither we must find Luke as I miss him terribly and wonder if he misses me?? I bet he is up to no good somewhere trying to charm other ladies as I know he does very well! LOL
« Last Edit: 05/05/2007 17:42:25 by Karen W. »

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"O.k We'er agreed" says Captin Walls "all strape in Were about to go into ludicrus speed" "yes, you to jar jar!" "Wait" says mr hedgehog "theres a load of choc ices comming at us"
« Last Edit: 05/05/2007 17:42:38 by jolly »

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Well This is indeed exciting my first time at Ludicrus speed!!!  Light em up Boys and lets see this baby fly!

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under the skillful pilotshipness? of captin walls they evade the 'Dark' Choc ices- "So" says captin Walls "where should we go?" "If I was a Luke where would I be?"

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Right here beside me!

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"Well thats very nice lady! but in the pusuit of adventure might he not be somewhere else?" Replys captin Walls "on the other side of the Galaxy perhaps".
« Last Edit: 05/05/2007 19:32:52 by jolly »

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LOL If you insist on me giving away all our secrets Then ok there is a planet 10 light years away called , somewhere in time,that is cloaked and hidden from travelers veiw. If you just stand strong in the force Luke will guide us right in!
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"O.K team cream are a go! Jar Jar pull up the anckor!" Says Captin Walls

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THat boy is always on the other side of the Galaxy.. His whole life is an adventure!! LOL

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"lady there is no need to state the obvious" says Mr hedgehog
"what we need right now is a load of power mad hippos to gives us a few problems or maybe the cabbage people could come back- after all the cabbage people always come back and in greater numbers!"

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I will keep my eys open.. LOL if theres a problem I know you can handle it! LOL

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Meanwhile, Jar Jar thinks about this equation that sits before him scratching his ears, wondering what Luke would do in a situation like this with no defense shields....hhhhmmmmmmm
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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Meanwhile in a galaxy far away called somewhere in time Luke sat sensing the power of the force...and using it to direct the captain and its crew safely into the system..

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At the same time Luke ducks out the otherside, fully aware that the lady was comming!
« Last Edit: 06/05/2007 13:09:21 by jolly »

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This young Jedi is getting quite strong in the force and is managing to always stay several steps ahead of us! Perhaps its me???

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whilst contemplating what would happen with no defence shield, they all took their eye off the ball and failed to notice that the sun was going supernova. the force was not with luke as the sun exploded......all life in the univerce was suddenly and without warning extinguished.

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"no paul" says captin Walls "they paid us 62 million to make this bloody film and it cant end that badly- afterall if everyones dead how can we buy 99s?"
 
and responding to the lady
 
"Yes, Maybe your right" says Mr hedgehog "quick put on this wig and try those new shoes you bought on danttarrkfpvkvinvdfpfj".
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Right away Captain..Do you still think he will know?

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"He's not a jedi yet" says yoda.

Mean while in the giant M-n-M the planet destroying space station-formerly known as 'Death star'! Darth Vader plots the best way to dump his stock with no-one noticing"

Back with yoda and the lady "yell noo luke asss run off again Lady yot you want toooo dooo?" says Yoda
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Let him go... We will find a new Jedi Will will make him stronger then before better then before and sweeter then before.. and did I say more of a home body! LOL..Seriously we must regroup and make a new plan Stan!!

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"sounds like someone is being taken by the dark side of the force" says yoda "No maybe she has a point" says mr hedgehog "lets go get paris!" "well if the lady no longer wawnt to chase the coward all over galaxy- what does she want to do?" asks Jar Jar "I mean, I'm not going shopping!"

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She wants to see all the galaxies possible and make sure there is a lot of interesting excitement along the way!

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"well that's great but dont you think we should actually go do it, rather than just talking about it?" says mr Hedgehog "I think rescuing Paris would be fun, but you dont want to"

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No, it isn't that, but there is a whole galaxy to clean up now!
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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"Dont worry" says Mr hedgehog "The cabbage people are good at cleaning- theres a cleaning agency on yayayayacurvayayay full of cabbage people"

"True" agrees jar jar "If you just stop throwing you rappers out the window we'll be fine"

"besides that blackhole will sort most of it" says captin walls

"what blackhole?" asks the lady "err that one just over there.. errr how do you go backwards?"

"see what you've done I told you we should ave gone after Paris but nooo! now coz of you lot were all gonna sucked into that" crys Mr hedgehog

"shut up all of you!" says Captin walls "start paddling"

"Look I'm sorry, I dont care how much they are paying us you cannot open a window in space or bloody paddle" says mr hedgehog

"ssshhh" says captin walls "The kids love this stuff"

"Fine wheres the bloody ore? Fifthteen years I've been doing this never thought I end up rowing a lolly with windows- away from a giant blackhole! my bloody agent is goonn.." "Just row!"

"I am! where we going now then?"
"We'll I dont know about the rest of you, but I could do with a mc-donalds" says Jar Jar

"right! thats it- I'm not bloody rowing to some space drive through!"
And then he promotly climbes out the window!

"dont worry lady we don't need him anyway- he's on 10k a day!" says captin walls "yeah it's right at the lights!" 

   
« Last Edit: 06/05/2007 23:48:32 by jolly »

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Then aliens invade the galaxy and kidnap lady, so luke must go after her and save her!...again..*sighs*
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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"yeah thats a good idea" thinks Luke "I mean, now shes all weak and helpless" Jumping in his X-wing he sees....

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an asteroid headed right for his ship, it's about to hit him when Captin Wall accidentally zooms in the way and deflects it.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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"thank god that lollys made rubber" Luke says to captin Walls

"yeah props even flavoured it" he shouts back from the window...

"Right, right" says luke.. we could'nt do this in the last film"

"I know its the marval of mordern cinema" replys captin Walls "my control pannels even got a cup holder!"

Together they now set of to rescue the lady....

Mean while back on the- MnM planet destoying space station formerly known as 'Death Star'. Darth Vader.....     

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Plans another invasion this time his diabolical mind may have surpassed his previous...

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"yes" he thinks "I'll externalise myself! Know one would ever suspect! For someone else can destroy.. 'coughts' sorry... Control the universe!"

Presently Luke and Captin walls are flying through.... 

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a meteor shower and trying to avoid being  bludgened to death by the extremely large chunks of......

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"Mc-donalds..." says captin Walls

"It cant be Mc-donalds" Says luke "nothing has the power to destroy an entire drive through, it would take more fire power then... well.... something powerful"
 
"look" says Captin walls "theres A Giant MnM"

"So what'll we do now" Asks Jar Jar....   

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It's not a meteor shower I bet Darth Vader has something to do with this!!!!

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"no, thats definately a big mac going past the window" Says luke

"Food!" says Jar Jar "trying to grab it through the window"

"that MnM is getting very close" Says Luke to

captin walls

"Your Right I'll.......

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"Get everything ready here for transfer and we will be on the ready as soon as we are there!"

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Jar Jar floats out in space and the aliens blast him for being a..erm, idiot.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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They then realize that that was just a Jar Jar balloon, and the x-wing takes the distraction time to...
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Fly abit... and talking to walls....

"Well thats not a good idea" says Luke "I mean I dont know whats inside that giant MnM"

"Just peanut and chocolate" says Captin Walls

"Oh, so how did it blow up the drive through then" asks Luke

"I dont know" says Jar Jar "maybe it had a nut allergy"

"Look" says Luke "Your Characters crap! Atleast your jokes could be funny!"

"We'll its not my fault, You dont like Knock knock jokes, I am trying here!" Replys Jar Jar

"Alright just stop sticking your tongue in stuff, it took me a week to get the smell out of my......  


 


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trousers thanks to Jar Jar! (looooooong story on that one!)
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.