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« Reply #20 on: 06/05/2007 00:39:39 »
I will keep my eys open.. LOL if theres a problem I know you can handle it! LOL
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« Reply #21 on: 06/05/2007 04:36:06 »
Meanwhile, Jar Jar thinks about this equation that sits before him scratching his ears, wondering what Luke would do in a situation like this with no defense shields....hhhhmmmmmmm
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« Reply #22 on: 06/05/2007 06:03:05 »
Meanwhile in a galaxy far away called somewhere in time Luke sat sensing the power of the force...and using it to direct the captain and its crew safely into the system..
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« Reply #23 on: 06/05/2007 12:42:29 »
At the same time Luke ducks out the otherside, fully aware that the lady was comming!
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« Reply #24 on: 06/05/2007 16:43:57 »
This young Jedi is getting quite strong in the force and is managing to always stay several steps ahead of us! Perhaps its me???
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« Reply #25 on: 06/05/2007 17:23:12 »
whilst contemplating what would happen with no defence shield, they all took their eye off the ball and failed to notice that the sun was going supernova. the force was not with luke as the sun exploded......all life in the univerce was suddenly and without warning extinguished.
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« Reply #26 on: 06/05/2007 17:25:11 »
"no paul" says captin Walls "they paid us 62 million to make this bloody film and it cant end that badly- afterall if everyones dead how can we buy 99s?"
 
and responding to the lady
 
"Yes, Maybe your right" says Mr hedgehog "quick put on this wig and try those new shoes you bought on danttarrkfpvkvinvdfpfj".
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« Reply #27 on: 06/05/2007 18:14:50 »
Right away Captain..Do you still think he will know?
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« Reply #28 on: 06/05/2007 18:25:43 »
"He's not a jedi yet" says yoda.

Mean while in the giant M-n-M the planet destroying space station-formerly known as 'Death star'! Darth Vader plots the best way to dump his stock with no-one noticing"

Back with yoda and the lady "yell noo luke asss run off again Lady yot you want toooo dooo?" says Yoda
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« Reply #29 on: 06/05/2007 21:06:38 »
Let him go... We will find a new Jedi Will will make him stronger then before better then before and sweeter then before.. and did I say more of a home body! LOL..Seriously we must regroup and make a new plan Stan!!
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« Reply #30 on: 06/05/2007 21:41:20 »
"sounds like someone is being taken by the dark side of the force" says yoda "No maybe she has a point" says mr hedgehog "lets go get paris!" "well if the lady no longer wawnt to chase the coward all over galaxy- what does she want to do?" asks Jar Jar "I mean, I'm not going shopping!"
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« Reply #31 on: 06/05/2007 22:27:37 »
She wants to see all the galaxies possible and make sure there is a lot of interesting excitement along the way!
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« Reply #32 on: 06/05/2007 22:36:35 »
"well that's great but dont you think we should actually go do it, rather than just talking about it?" says mr Hedgehog "I think rescuing Paris would be fun, but you dont want to"
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« Reply #33 on: 06/05/2007 23:06:40 »
No, it isn't that, but there is a whole galaxy to clean up now!
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« Reply #34 on: 06/05/2007 23:43:41 »
"Dont worry" says Mr hedgehog "The cabbage people are good at cleaning- theres a cleaning agency on yayayayacurvayayay full of cabbage people"

"True" agrees jar jar "If you just stop throwing you rappers out the window we'll be fine"

"besides that blackhole will sort most of it" says captin walls

"what blackhole?" asks the lady "err that one just over there.. errr how do you go backwards?"

"see what you've done I told you we should ave gone after Paris but nooo! now coz of you lot were all gonna sucked into that" crys Mr hedgehog

"shut up all of you!" says Captin walls "start paddling"

"Look I'm sorry, I dont care how much they are paying us you cannot open a window in space or bloody paddle" says mr hedgehog

"ssshhh" says captin walls "The kids love this stuff"

"Fine wheres the bloody ore? Fifthteen years I've been doing this never thought I end up rowing a lolly with windows- away from a giant blackhole! my bloody agent is goonn.." "Just row!"

"I am! where we going now then?"
"We'll I dont know about the rest of you, but I could do with a mc-donalds" says Jar Jar

"right! thats it- I'm not bloody rowing to some space drive through!"
And then he promotly climbes out the window!

"dont worry lady we don't need him anyway- he's on 10k a day!" says captin walls "yeah it's right at the lights!" 

   
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« Reply #35 on: 07/05/2007 13:15:34 »
Then aliens invade the galaxy and kidnap lady, so luke must go after her and save her!...again..*sighs*
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« Reply #36 on: 07/05/2007 13:20:24 »
"yeah thats a good idea" thinks Luke "I mean, now shes all weak and helpless" Jumping in his X-wing he sees....
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« Reply #37 on: 07/05/2007 13:21:55 »
an asteroid headed right for his ship, it's about to hit him when Captin Wall accidentally zooms in the way and deflects it.
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« Reply #38 on: 07/05/2007 13:38:40 »
"thank god that lollys made rubber" Luke says to captin Walls

"yeah props even flavoured it" he shouts back from the window...

"Right, right" says luke.. we could'nt do this in the last film"

"I know its the marval of mordern cinema" replys captin Walls "my control pannels even got a cup holder!"

Together they now set of to rescue the lady....

Mean while back on the- MnM planet destoying space station formerly known as 'Death Star'. Darth Vader.....     
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« Reply #39 on: 07/05/2007 14:41:13 »
Plans another invasion this time his diabolical mind may have surpassed his previous...
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