STAR WARS...............The please add one Word or Sentence Story!

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suddenly someone pulls out a blaster rifle
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which everyone stops to look at how impressive it is, when a giant.....

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..a viewer at home.

Meanwhile, deep in space, a......

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Is having a go round with a gigantic.....

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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'Pizza hut have out done themselves' he thinks, when suddenly.....

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an explosion!
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AND OUT POPS

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A small, wrinkled, dwarf sized being, which reeked of old burned weed, and wore layered, tattered garments, which draped crisply, over his small, boxy structure as it moved closer to......
« Last Edit: 11/07/2016 02:47:58 by Karen W. »

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it began to make the most obnoxious sounds that echoed through the air, and permeated nostrils for ten miles around, debilitating all those who ........
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Had inhaled to deeply at the annual i failed to wash for a year contest. Paramedics who attended the scence reported that

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He was the smelliest creature that had entered the contest since our own sheepy took 1rst place the last ten years previous....whilst no other could come close in odor as well as in......

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 a cave .when george lucas jumps out from nowhere and says....
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Gee wiz Batman, thats so simple!  Thats right Robin.


George then put down his batman script, dusted himself off and remarked "how strange life ......
 
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can be when someone is making a never ending parody of my most successful movies
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then just as he thought about re-editing them all again, he suddenly.....

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got eaten by a giant squid............and died!

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Said the son of George wen notified of his dad death. I MUST GET REVENGE ,I MUST ......

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eat calamari!
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Then the squid coughed him up alive, apologises to the son and to George saying
"Sorry been a bad week, thought you were someone else, can't for the life of me remember who...errrr.... please don't reedit the originals again, I had the whole film memorized and you ruined it for me, not that that really matters, I mean, I'm just a squid"

Back on the giant planet destroying M.N.M formerly known as death star.....

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.......headlice epidemic had got out of control and all residents had to stay in and treat their hair with some really nasty chemicals, which really went against their green credentials. Suddenly......

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The cabbage people....

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became enraged and their bitter bits began to......

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Not knowing where to look, mr hedgehog.....

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began tipping the mushrooms and checking for......

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mutant slugs.....

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Which may have taken refuge beneath the giant toadstools which covered the ground around the........

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........Eiffel Tower. Suddenly Mr Hedgehog was distracted by a loud whirring noise coming from the sky. "Oh no!" exclaimed Mr Hedgehog, (the slugs weren't the only mutants around you see) "It's.................

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The mutant buzzards hovering up over the tower waiting for a chance to swoop down on the mutant slugs!

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With all the energy he could muster, Mr Hedgehog launched himself into the air, and began to fly (yes he can. He's a mutant remember) straight for the lead buzzard . It was obvious to all onlookers that neither would back down. On they flew until in a mighty crash they hit each other. The gathered throng below were covered in a shower of feathers and spines, but where had the rest of them gone?...................

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suddenly they had all disappeared as if they had vanished into thin air! A quiet silence fell down over the air and a chill ran up mr. hedgehogs......

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.....spine!....- but which one?.........

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He always had a sense of danger which he detected quite often and it seemed he was seldom wrong! he felt it in his....

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toe. Suddenly it dawned on him as the morning sun rose in the distance

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That his toe was warning him that there was danger in the air and just as he turned to admire the sunrise he suddenly caught a glimpse of.......

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the other woman! DUR DUR DER!!!!

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........went Mr Hedgehog as the ten ton truck rolled over his little spikey body. His toe was obviously not infallible. Meanwhile Luke Skywalker was just getting up on the other side of Paris. He had his breakfast, showered, cleaned his teeth and texted Obi about their meeting. Admiring his reconditioned light sabre he strode along the champs elysee and suddenly........

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sonic the hedgehog runs over obi lokking for the golden ring
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"could you please talk to your cousin" said Luke, Mr Hedgehog looked at the ground, remembering the last time sonic.......

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 right off......

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The bat was saturated with flakes of ash spraying from......

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