[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Announcing to your date that it "burns like hell when your try to take a leak", has a 99.2% chance of not getting a second one according to a dating think tank.

[Jolly2]

Announcing to your date that it "burns like hell when your try to take a leak", has a 99.2% chance of not getting a second one according to a dating think tank.

Or she says "me too" and you high five.