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« on: 17/08/2007 15:26:57 »
I heard someone that half the internet is porn. I don't wanna look it up and I haven't ever, and I don't ever wanna.

So is it true that half the internet is porn?

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« Reply #1 on: 17/08/2007 15:30:37 »
I would imagine that is highly possible.

I came unstuck with that on 1 particular occasion I remember. I was writing an article and I wanted to take a look at the LAPD website. So, I entered LAPD into Google and got a load of porn sites.

"What's all this about?", I thought to myself, "Has the American police top brass decided that porn is a good way to raise funds?"

Then it occurred to me - LAPD are the first 4 letters of LAPDANCE!
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« Reply #2 on: 17/08/2007 15:31:44 »
How can people look that stuff up?
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« Reply #3 on: 17/08/2007 15:34:56 »
Quite easily. You just enter "porn" into Google  [:D]
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« Reply #4 on: 17/08/2007 15:40:56 »
No really, but that's just disturbing.
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« Reply #5 on: 17/08/2007 15:43:27 »
C'est la vie et chacun a son gout, mon ami
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« Reply #6 on: 17/08/2007 15:48:56 »
Doc english please.
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« Reply #7 on: 17/08/2007 17:37:45 »
J'aime de belles femmes nues
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« Reply #8 on: 17/08/2007 17:44:14 »
Neil english please.
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« Reply #9 on: 17/08/2007 17:53:19 »
Quote from: neilep on 17/08/2007 17:37:45
J'aime de belles femmes nues
I like beautiful nude women! (translation for Ryan!)
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« Reply #10 on: 17/08/2007 17:54:59 »
haha..OK..I don't care.
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« Reply #11 on: 17/08/2007 17:55:13 »
Neil Neil Neil...
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« Reply #12 on: 17/08/2007 17:59:15 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 17/08/2007 15:43:27
C'est la vie et chacun a son gout, mon ami

This is life and each has his taste, my friend. (translation for Ryan!)
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« Reply #13 on: 17/08/2007 18:10:51 »
Haha Thanks for all the translations Karen. Is that French? I see!
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« Reply #14 on: 17/08/2007 18:21:57 »
Yes it is.. see your messages!
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« Reply #15 on: 17/08/2007 18:23:19 »
Quote from: Simulated on 17/08/2007 17:55:13
Neil Neil Neil...

Ryan Ryan Ryan !
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« Reply #16 on: 17/08/2007 18:24:27 »
Quote from: Simulated on 17/08/2007 18:10:51
Haha Thanks for all the translations Karen. Is that French? I see!

Check this out Ryan..there's loads of sites like this http://babelfish.altavista.com/
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« Reply #17 on: 17/08/2007 18:24:53 »
HEE HEE HEE! Cool icon!
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« Reply #18 on: 17/08/2007 18:25:40 »
Quote from: neilep on 17/08/2007 18:24:27
Quote from: Simulated on 17/08/2007 18:10:51
Haha Thanks for all the translations Karen. Is that French? I see!

Check this out Ryan..there's loads of sites like this http://babelfish.altavista.com/

LOL I beat you! HA HA HA! I messeged him the link..LOL
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« Reply #19 on: 17/08/2007 22:09:56 »
Quote from: neilep on 17/08/2007 18:23:19
Quote from: Simulated on 17/08/2007 17:55:13
Neil Neil Neil...

Ryan Ryan Ryan !

That's TOTALLY ME!! LoL.

And yes I saw that you PMed me that! Thanks Karen and Neil!
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