[drkev]

Ok here is how I would get rid of a corpse. You have to make holes in it to allow the gas to escape otherwise the earth you are going to bury it under would rise up kind of like a mole hill so make plenty of deep penetrating stab wounds to the body.

The problem with burying a body is that the earth is disturbed and the Police simply need to look for signs of the earth having been disturbed.

Well how about burying the body somewhere that this will be camoflauged? Perhaps where the earth has already been disturbed due to things already being buried and as such it wouldn't look out of place?

CEMETERY - bury the body in a cemetery.

Live long and Love life

Kevin Fisher

[simeonie]

chop it up into tiny little pieces and then bury each piece all over the world

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[neilep]

.....how about put a sticker on it that says ' return to sender ' and stick it in your nearest letterbox ! (please feel free to add any address that it should be sent to !)

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[gecko]

its not too uncommon to find rogue corpses in with another body at grave plots.

if youre going to bury it somewhere else, vacuum wrap the body tightly in strong plastic and then dip it in molten stainless steel and let it dry evenly. lets see "gasses" try to get out of that.

[weebrain]

step 1 : become the owner of local museum.
step 2 : look up some some old/boring  (the boring part is very important) cultures embarming process.
step 3 : lable and store, and keep the next few slots open for people who ask difficult questions


sir loony

[weebrain]

has any1 seen the film "wolf creek" at the cinima.

if u wana know how to kill some1 and get away with it, take notes ^^


sir loony

[ukmicky]

bury it in area 51

[neilep]

Eat it !

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[ukmicky]

[neilep]

Michael...perhaps a bit of cheek ?...hmmmm !!!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[ukmicky]

I much prefer a bit of



A bit risky that one, Do you think i should delete the smurf ?

[neilep]

That is the Smurfs tail is it ?...or has he twisted his head around ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Andrew K Fletcher]

Sell it as meat to the Kebab Shops, they don't ask too many questions, and people eating kebabs are usually too pissed to notice the odd finger nail

"The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is most likely to be correct."
K.I.S. "Keep it simple!"

[neilep]

You could always bury it in a cemetary !

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[avi]

I heard the best way to get rid of a body is to feed them to pigs they eat everthing apart from the teeth and hair but you can pull and shave that off .

[Seany]

I much prefer a bit of



A bit risky that one, Do you think i should delete the smurf ?

Uh oh.. Someone's been up to something []

[JimBob]

I heard the best way to get rid of a body is to feed them to pigs they eat everthing apart from the teeth and hair but you can pull and shave that off .

THis really is the best way - the teeth and hair get eaten as well from what I understand.

[Make it Lady]

A news reader corpsed on Radio 4 last week. She couldn't stop giggling at this recoerding that was supposed to be the first of a human voice but sounded like birds fighting. In this situation I find thinking of having your nose hairs pulled out with tweezers stops the corpsing.

[science_guy]

stick the body under enormous heat and pressure, and come back in a million years.

free petrolium!

[avi]

 

THis really is the best way - the teeth and hair get eaten as well from what I understand.

pigs will eat it but it will just come out how it went in. but if you find it fun sieveing through pig sh1t then you can just leave the hair and teeth in.