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I didn't need her to egg me on.
One might think that sauce-age is made of meat, but it's also something you can put on potatoes or icecream.
On this date, I have figured out that you have gone utterly bananas.
Quote from: daveman on 01/05/2012 13:56:40One might think that sauce-age is made of meat, but it's also something you can put on potatoes or icecream.I respectfully pass : - )
Quote from: Don_1 on 01/05/2012 17:04:49On this date, I have figured out that you have gone utterly bananas.Why? Don't I help to regularly prune this thread and throw out a pit or two?
Quote from: Don_1 on 01/05/2012 10:54:52This is yet another case of blatant prejudice.But I can assure you that there is no pearjudice in this fruit/veggie monthly selection.Be confident that the selection committee is pearfectly unbiased.
This is yet another case of blatant prejudice.
It looks like a genuine Heston Blumenthal concoction. He's a blumen nut case.
As a reward, here's a clip of Prunella Scales
It would appear that May is National Egg Month in the USA.I do hope you all have a cracking good time. All bu men should scramble words to make funny yolks & puns. It should be easy over*** there to do this. So keep your sunny side up and make merry, but please don't poach any material.Shell out a few dollars on fancy dress and come let the fun begin. Let your nest egg of humour be openned wide.Perhaps it might be an idea to cook your eggon the Ronay side, but don't let it run all down your front when you eat it. ***Yet another Americanism. I really must yank myself back into British idiotms.
It would appear that May is National Egg Month in the USA.
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/05/2012 10:45:02As a reward, here's a clip of Prunella ScalesHow am I supposed to understand this? It's all with British accents! Will Google-Translate work??(I hope TNS doesn't cut my pay for these remarks)
I don't want egg on my face for neglecting yet another Award to Don~1.TNS' CFO will be eggsactly furious about this!
Shame on you, you have failed to point out that National Egg Month has a LINK associated with this major disturbance observance.http://www.aeb.org/As per the TNS Punning Thread Anniversary Rule 117.003Ar9, "Links must be shown whether they are relevant or not."Don, please try to think like a blacksmith, who is used to forging strong links with his customers.
I thank you for your dogged devotion.
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/05/2012 10:45:02How am I supposed to understand this? It's all with British accents! Will Google-Translate work??(I hope TNS doesn't cut my pay for these remarks)If you had trouble with the accent in that clip, you'll be dumbfounded by Mr. Chomondley-Warner.
How am I supposed to understand this? It's all with British accents! Will Google-Translate work??(I hope TNS doesn't cut my pay for these remarks)
I hammer pein a member so long, I should know better.
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I shall...think like a blacksmith an' vil in all chains with links where appropriate.I thank you for your dogged devotion to clawing me back into line with the policies of this punning club of which I hammer pein a member so long.