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You mean grimm tails? Will we ever get away from dinosaurs, alligators, and crocodiles?
My wife asked me to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.
Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2012 00:17:27Hmmm....You have missed my intellectual input haven't you?
Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2012 04:18:42My wife asked me to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.Had she asked you to replace it with a whiteboard, that would have been truly remarkable
Quote from: demografx on 24/04/2012 20:05:42Will we ever get away from dinosaurs, alligators, and crocodiles? Not all the while you, Jimbob and Don are on here...
Will we ever get away from dinosaurs, alligators, and crocodiles?
I have developed a habit of drinking brake fluid, but I should be able to stop at any time.
A man of your caliper will never brake the habit.
I'm wheely clutching at straws here.
How's the crack.... (Ireland fun)what the quality of the drugs like man.......(USA) ^
Quote from: demografx on 26/04/2012 01:24:35A man of your caliper will never brake the habit.American English versionWhat are you? Some sort of hood?Queen's English versionWhat are you? Some sort of bonnet?Hmmm, that doesn't work, does it. Gimme a brake, I'll pad out this post a little.I asked my Jewish friend for his opinion. He looked me in the eye, then Manny folded his arms and said, "Consumption of that stuff wont do you any good. You'll soon become exhausted." I asked if he thought it might do me harm and he replied, "I di no, sores*** could develop on your lips which might be wheely uncomfortable."I'm wheely clutching at straws here.Queen's English versionHis Wife, is a right old boot.American English versionHis wife is a right old trunk.Now see how the American English version is so proboscistuous. Heaven nose why.She wears some far out gear and had bought a pair of socks which were the wrong size for her, so was giving them to my wife. "Ah yes," I said, "diesel fitt 'er."*** Who let the dinosaurs back in? I'll throttle him. Could have been that used car dealer Ed. Ed sel's some right old lemons.
Please don't give me the bird over that one.
I wheely think Don_1 auto have this Award!
Quote from: Don_1 on 26/04/2012 10:59:36Please don't give me the bird over that one.I'll just give you the crow.(Crow is a four-letter bird.)
.............. I asked the pilot how high he would get. The pilot replied, 'I don't do drugs.'
Quote from: demografx on 26/04/2012 20:36:00I wheely think Don_1 auto have this Award!Gosh! Another award. Can TNS afFord it? Let's not dodge the issue, if their bank account is anything like mine, it will be devoid of funds most of the time and the banks charger lot for an overdraft. How often I look at my statement and I chrys ler account has got vaux hall in it!Just this morning I had to forego my morning cuppa because the caddy lacks tea bags. Breakfast was non existant too, no bread, no rice. I missed my usual rolls & royce Its enough to drive you round the benz. But I just cit roen my rocking chair out on the porsche watching volks as they wag on by. Like the young mum from a few doors away taking her kiddy to school. I'm kind of fhond a her.Aye see, cobras isn't it. But I must 'ang on to every hope for the future.By the way, re nault money, I am not begging here. That would be a cardinal sin.(Explanation of this dubious pun:Cardinal = Cardinal Wolsey = Cardinal Wolseley = Wolseley Motors.)All rather austintacious isn't it. Mor risky than ever before. But I shall emerge triumphant, settle down and no more shall I be a rover.Did I mention, the wife nearly bought me a BMW............She bought me a BMX and said "On yer bike!"
WHAT??? Another DNA Day! This is blatant prejudice.Stand up for the rites of RNA.
Quote from: demografx on 26/04/2012 18:13:55.............. I asked the pilot how high he would get. JThe pilot replied, 'I don't do drugs.'That was hardly the altitude to take was it!
.............. I asked the pilot how high he would get. JThe pilot replied, 'I don't do drugs.'
Gosh! Another award. Can TNS afFord it?
Quote from: Don_1 on 27/04/2012 10:26:39Quote from: demografx on 26/04/2012 18:13:55.............. I asked the pilot how high he would get. JThe pilot replied, 'I don't do drugs.'That was hardly the altitude to take was it!Don, I imagine that your difficult decision to become a pilot was up in the air for a while.
I was a tad fearful that someone might try to chute me down.
Tomorrow begins the month of May:Carrots and Cauliflower Monthhttp://www.fruitsandveggiesmatter.gov/month/index.html
My car rots when the battery's dead.
Father Manny Cohen is the priest/rabbi of a bi-religious church/synagogue. He performs confessions, christenings, bar mitzvahs and circumcisions. He is affectionately known as Par Snips.
Why aren't greens and parsnips included?This is yet another case of blatant prejudice.
I didn't need her to egg me on.
One might think that sauce-age is made of meat, but it's also something you can put on potatoes or icecream.
On this date, I have figured out that you have gone utterly bananas.
Quote from: daveman on 01/05/2012 13:56:40One might think that sauce-age is made of meat, but it's also something you can put on potatoes or icecream.I respectfully pass : - )
Quote from: Don_1 on 01/05/2012 17:04:49On this date, I have figured out that you have gone utterly bananas.Why? Don't I help to regularly prune this thread and throw out a pit or two?
Quote from: Don_1 on 01/05/2012 10:54:52This is yet another case of blatant prejudice.But I can assure you that there is no pearjudice in this fruit/veggie monthly selection.Be confident that the selection committee is pearfectly unbiased.
This is yet another case of blatant prejudice.
It looks like a genuine Heston Blumenthal concoction. He's a blumen nut case.
As a reward, here's a clip of Prunella Scales
It would appear that May is National Egg Month in the USA.I do hope you all have a cracking good time. All bu men should scramble words to make funny yolks & puns. It should be easy over*** there to do this. So keep your sunny side up and make merry, but please don't poach any material.Shell out a few dollars on fancy dress and come let the fun begin. Let your nest egg of humour be openned wide.Perhaps it might be an idea to cook your eggon the Ronay side, but don't let it run all down your front when you eat it. ***Yet another Americanism. I really must yank myself back into British idiotms.