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Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:49:33Total strangers keep walking along the path behind my garden. I shall have to get a new alley gate or put up with it.
Total strangers keep walking along the path behind my garden. I shall have to get a new alley gate or put up with it.
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:34:50Today is Count Your Buttons Day.Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.?I have one butt on this chair.I stared at my belly butt on so much, I was promoted to navel officer.
Today is Count Your Buttons Day.Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.?I have one butt on this chair.
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:52:35Forgive me if I start now, but tomorrow is International St........st............st........................ st........................stu........................st.......................stu............................................st........................................ uttering Awareness Day. [ Invalid Attachment ]
Suddenly I heard someone call out,"Phil, open Ian's tubes.
Ummm, Billy, call the naval officer in for his medication please.
Mary wondered why she was no longer receiving information from the fertility clinic. She was unaware that they had relocated to new premises until the new place sent her their new address and explaining they had run out of womb at the old offices.Oh vary funny I'm sure.
Billy's boss had offered him a posting overseas. Bill's wife, Mary, said to him, "you tear us apart and we'll never have a baby.
Today is also Reptile Awareness Day.......and quite rightly so, after all, reptiles have tort us a great deal about telling the truth. Liz ardly ever leave their lips (or beaks).
My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:45:31My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.
Quote from: demografx on 23/10/2014 02:45:23Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:45:31My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.On seeing this spectacle, a police officer approached the woman and told her that taking such an animal walkies in public was far too dangerous. He told her to pick it up and take it home. The woman said it was far too heavy for her to carry all the way home.The police officer said "OK men will have to do it for you".
Quote from: demografx on 22/10/2014 23:43:16No, please don't turn around!
Don't listen to Don_1!I'll PAY you to turn around! []