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(There are similar tales concerning Algie and Bessie)
Quote from: Geezer on 08/10/2010 08:17:48(There are similar tales concerning Algie and Bessie)Let's hear 'em!
Wasn't your train of thought a bit sticky?
Quote from: Geezer on 17/10/2010 00:42:15Wasn't your train of thought a bit sticky?Depends on what substance has cause Demo to become sticky. Is it Jam? Is it ham? Is it Lemon Curd or is it a brown ****? I could go on but it would just get more nasty. I'll quit here.
A man was walking along the road with a tooth stuck in his ear, no, really...."In an unusual case, a 47-year old former miner in Britain was finally able get rid of his earache after doctors removed a tooth that had got stuck in his ear" http://medindia.net/news/Doctors-Remove-Tooth-from-Ear-75535-1.htm
Wonder if the tooth fairy will pay interest on the payment, as after all the tooth has been in "storage" for over 40 years.......
A man was walking along the road with a kipper stuck in his ear.This other guy comes up to him and says, "Do you know you've got a kipper in your ear?"To which the man replies, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to speak up. I'm a bit hard of herring."