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Quote from: bizerl on 25/02/2013 01:34:53Quote from: demografx on 22/02/2013 22:14:19Quote from: bizerl on 22/02/2013 04:52:37Long live the Queen!Quote from: Don_1 on 22/02/2013 16:50:46Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.I wonder if that's a recording of the queen of Denmark's abdication speech that he's playing over and over again to his mum.On a dark night I was walking along and found myself in a burlesque entrance. The cast let me in and before I knew it, I had my paw nestled in some duchess's lap! My alibi? Shopping of course!Sorry guys, but I thought the moderators might close the thread if we didn't keep on topic with a pun soon. I know they check material often.What a coincidence! Tonight was Hollywood's Oscar Awards and on the very same day, bizerl is awarded...
Quote from: demografx on 22/02/2013 22:14:19Quote from: bizerl on 22/02/2013 04:52:37Long live the Queen!Quote from: Don_1 on 22/02/2013 16:50:46Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.I wonder if that's a recording of the queen of Denmark's abdication speech that he's playing over and over again to his mum.On a dark night I was walking along and found myself in a burlesque entrance. The cast let me in and before I knew it, I had my paw nestled in some duchess's lap! My alibi? Shopping of course!Sorry guys, but I thought the moderators might close the thread if we didn't keep on topic with a pun soon. I know they check material often.
Quote from: bizerl on 22/02/2013 04:52:37Long live the Queen!Quote from: Don_1 on 22/02/2013 16:50:46Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.
Long live the Queen!
Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.
Well, what can I say mate? After just a day or two I check back here to find you have become board with the line we were following. I shall have to square up to this new challenge. En passant this thread to me, you have set me quite a task. But I am no rookie at this punning lark, though what you are asking of me is considerable, I resign myself to coming up with the goodies, though some of my puns may be old and rather stale, mate.Now if you'll excuse me, I must away to get some of my old puns out of the pawn shop. Times is 'ard.
Help! It's a tie!!! Donnah, we need a tie-breaker! help decide this!!!
Quote from: demografx on 25/02/2013 17:42:04Help! It's a tie!!! Donnah, we need a tie-breaker! help decide this!!!OK Donnah, Demo is castling his net for a tie breaker. It'll be alwhite if you go first, but remember, in the words of Arrne Schwarztntrotter, or whatever his name is, 'I'll be black.'
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Quote from: demografx on 28/02/2013 03:35:21 [ Invalid Attachment ] Its an old Chinese ploy intended to send your opponent pawn crackers.
Quote from: demografx on 28/02/2013 03:35:21 [ Invalid Attachment ] Somehow I just knew you would come up with something like this, I could see silly 'uns on the horizon.
http://www.slashgear.com/national-day-of-unplugging-encourages-24-hours-of-enlightenment-02272203/
Ah! Well, you see, its national unplugging day and I just unplugged Granny's life support system..........
March, 2013 is:International Ideas MonthI'm clueless.
Quote from: demografx on 03/03/2013 01:08:27March, 2013 is:International Ideas MonthI'm clueless.OK, here's an idea for you, try baking some bread, then you'll be clue doe
You haven't got the on these puns.
I say old chap! You've been wadding tons of puns into your last post. Give me a chance too, you haven't got the monopoly on these puns. If you get too many in one post people get a little board. Games only hold the attention for a short while. Overdoing it can be a risk, when some people are looking for new careers.OI!!! Shut that door, there's some terrible draughts in here.
[Here's a] solitairey effort...