[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Muslim extremist cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri, known as The Hook, whoalready serving a prison sentence for terrorist offences, is to appear in court again. The prosecution is being brought by the RSPCA after Abu Hamza stroked the prison governor's cat.



(This thread may be totally false & was started merely for the humour value afforded by Abu Hamza's hook)

[JimBob]

hating cats as you do, whose side are you on?

[RD]

I'm not sure which is more dangerous, upsetting those engaged in jihad, or upsetting cat lovers  []

[blakestyger]

That's very funny - he could also get into trouble if he ever had the patience to indulge in foreplay.

[Make it Lady]

Just scratching his own backside has got to be tricky...very tricky.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

I'd love to see a video of him being forgetful when wiping his bottom after a dump!  []

[chris]

I think he should have his present hook replaced with a grappling hook. Then make him wipe his arse. No escape in any direction!

[rosalind dna]

Is Abu Hambza Grappling for the truth as he sees it with his "hook"
of justice, LOL LOL Joke

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Wouldn't it be fun to magnetise his hook!  []

[JimBob]

It would be more fun to sharpen the hook's point to the sharpness of a surgical blade and then watch him scratch his gonads.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Magnetic and sharp  []

[JimBob]

It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

That's just plain nasty. Well done!

[chris]

It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

Personal experience perhaps Jim?

[rosalind dna]

Or in his facial hair so he'll have to use the "hook" to scratch his face with.

[JimBob]

It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

Personal experience perhaps Jim?

No, but in college I did have some VERY rowdy fraternity brothers. The stuff they got into while I was passed out on the floor.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

I don't think we want to know (although Karen may)

[JimBob]

heck, I don't know all of it, just second hand info after the fact.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

heck, I don't know all of it, just second hand info after the fact.

Second hand? Something Abu Hamza hasn't got!

[JimBob]

quite observant of you, Beve