[Don_1]

Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."

[dentstudent (OP)]

Can you machine a repulsive motion using perpetual animal magnetism?

[dentstudent (OP)]

Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."

Talking of repulsive motions, that's a crap joke.

[dentstudent (OP)]

How is it I can write "crap" but not "*****"? I'd have thought that crap was a lot ruder than *****, and ***** can be used in many other contexts too - ***** your finger, pin ***** and so on. But now I can't use *****. *****.

[Don_1]

Well I don't know, I can write it, look, "*****".

[dentstudent (OP)]

can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?

[dentstudent (OP)]

Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."

I've seen a house fly

[JimBob]

Jim - need I remind you that I am descended from a Norman and the Normans were only Vikings with garlic!

Garlic is Italian - Pansies are french - or is is parsley. Leeks! Now there is a Vegitable!

Looks as if I am the true Brit, being Welch and all.

As for the Matrix - ehh? Take it or leave it. Those glasses are like the ones outsde the School for the blind.

[DoctorBeaver]

Jim - need I remind you that I am descended from a Norman and the Normans were only Vikings with garlic!

Garlic is Italian - Pansies are french - or is is parsley. Leeks! Now there is a Vegitable!

Looks as if I am the true Brit, being Welch and all.

As for the Matrix - ehh? Take it or leave it. Those glasses are like the ones outsde the School for the blind.

FOG field day!

[Make it Lady]

I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

[JimBob]

can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?

No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is.

[JimBob]

I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

His penis was connected into his throat?? I am amazed!

[Karen W.]

I don"t know who Jamie Oliver is...I don"t think?

[Chemistry4me]

I think he is a butcher or something...

[Chemistry4me]

Hahaha, just joking! He is a chief and he does these cooking shows on TV, he's quite a famous bloke too.

[Karen W.]

Oh A Chef? That is cool.. That may be familiar. now that you say that.... I probably have but never paid any attention to him!

[Chemistry4me]

I probably have but never paid any attention to him!

Nah, nobody ever does.....

[dentstudent (OP)]

I probably have but never paid any attention to him!

Nah, nobody ever does.....

He started off as "The Naked Chef" and was the boy-next-door cheeky cockney sparrow type. He has since made much movement towards the betterment of children's daily meals, though somehow has turned into a foul-mouthed pratt along the way. Shame.

[DoctorBeaver]

I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

[yor_on]

One of the thing I've noticed is that when I'm tired I get 'smells'.
Like if visiting a room that used to be filled of stale cigarette smoke.

'Yippie kay yeyy' is more of an learned 'reflex, just because it makes me in a 'good mode'
That first 'experience' described though seems to be 'hardcoded', more or less.