[Chemistry4me]

Now it is 7, 7! [][]

[yor_on]

Yes Mr Chem, we noticed.

Please relax while we prepare the truth serum.
And remember, as said in all bad horror flicks.
'This will hurt me so much more than you'.

- No Sir, those flickering lights you might have noticed is no figments of your fantasy.
They are all to real, and yes, they are all mine.
'Hew hew hew'

*Should be understood as*
*Crazed bubbling laughter as if heavily armed octopuses happily swinging away using dull impediments*


---

Ah, the figments primarily.
Well, the lights to I suppose.

is mine, thinking of it.
-

[Make it Lady]

Next time you do it, chem4, can we watch. We need a karma guru to show us the way.

[JimBob]

I am still highly attracted to the woman in the banner ad with flat abs stating "Loose 25 lbs of stomach fat in 3 weeks."

Is this the truth serum starting to work?

[Make it Lady]

Chem4 you have fallen from grace! what did you do? Did you shout at your computer, fart whilst sleeping with the karma points designer, sit on a thumbs up? What happened. I've gone up for some strange reason? I can't figure this out. My answers are always complete twaddle.

[Chemistry4me]

Yes, indeed. I have fallen from grace []

[yor_on]

Nah, Mr Chem.

The Gods of 'edit' are the rulers of the Net.
We are the glimmering sparks lightening the road to enlightenment:)

(Cake on a cake that one?

Anyway, we will follow the 'path'.
Oh master:)

------

Why is this?
Every time I 'go up' you seem to have more thumbs waving at me.

Ahh, show me the path.

( Did I glimpse a yellow brick road?
Over there ---->
Just for that breathless moment?

Go for it, I say...

[Make it Lady]

OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.

[JimBob]

A glimpse of Oz? - can you see it from there, C4? Or is the "parera" or Canterbury’s ‘mad dog’ wind driving you MAD, MAD, I SAY!

[yor_on]

Mr Chem, pay no attention.
To aspire those rarefied heights craves the outmost exquisiteness and refinement.
And a large dose of that innermost devout humility paired with the willing to take on whatever dragons might come.

As me Sir, as me indeed:)
A description so befitting Sir that I almost syncope on my Persian cat.

Stepped in bold adroitness are we, swept in capes of mystique we swoop in from the very heights of Olympus  to share our visions, for ever ready for battle. No lady in, or without, distress  will ever be left alone. No songs unsung, no wine unspilled, as we spread the true joy of our personalities into their longing hearts.

Ladys, we are here, indeed.

Sir, to a most glorious beginning
No end in sight:)

[JimBob]

The drams of glory rise in ever-shifting waves of vision, but only because of the lack of oxygen to the brain that caused the Persian chat to become a pancake.

He is, as are we all, delusional in this vision of our own creating, parsing chi though little cells, staved for blood, and bending it into our reality - for there is only one - everything is consciousness, the rest illusion.

Say hello to the turkey, please. It will be eaten at dinner tomorrow night, after the sacrifice.

[Chemistry4me]

OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.

I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?

[Karen W.]

Wow! Very eloquent,  beautiful and well written Yor_on.  I enjoyed reading your post!

[Chemistry4me]

Mr yor_on has a way with words []

[Karen W.]

Yes he does.

[yor_on]

So do you friends.
And the more you write like that, the more eloquent I will be forced to be.
In the end I will most probably drown in my own words.

Ah, I see through that fiendish plan now.
Ha, thought I would fall for that one, did you?
I'm all to smart for that.

Not a word over those lips.
Closed like a clam.

Tightlipped, the understatement of an...
Like Clint, you know.

*make my day*
Tried to get me again huh.


-----


Nope, no chance of that, you just wait.
Some day I will be able to afford that horse too.
And then dear ladies, not a dry eye in the house.

As we proudly ride away into the sunset.


---


Yes. I can see it now, me and Jolly Jumper, and a sack of beans.
(Just need to learn to ride, do they use ladders?)

Have behind, needs instruction... Sort of?
Naah, didn't sound quite right, that one.

I mean, how hard can it be?

Looked pretty easy on the telly if you ask me.
Yep, that and my stiff upper lip, that's me.


---


Or my horses?
Or Both??

So, not a word over those lips.
Not never...


---


Moore.
And I will Roger that.

[Karen W.]

lol...you bring to mind a funny memory...Lol..Trying to ide a horse after years of not riding..Lol..

My daughter bought her horse about 14 years old..with her paper route money.....I drove the route while helping her wrap and band newspapers...lol..

Anyway..Se bought the horse..."Bandit" quite the personality..I decided i would ride him after she had had him about a year....
The horse knewI was no proper rder and really did not want my large self on his back..Lol so he immediatly tried to brush me off b running me up under the appletree... Smart allek horse...

Lol..I stayed on but I fear hw won an I got spooked and felt to old for that... so bailed..Lol..

It was funny...I had to stand on a large picnic table to get on him......Really did need a ladder....the stitups and horn were of no use to me.....crazy old woman I OBVIOUSLY WAS..lol...

[yor_on]

Hairy experience Karen.
I have this theory though, if you have a long enough stick and hang a carrot there that pedestrian quadruped will give chase to it.

The idea is twofolded, it won't attack you, and by changing position of it you can steer too.
The only thing left is how to mount the brakes on it?

-
I mean that the horse won't attack you.
I'm not worried about the carrot.

---

This will work...
As long as you get up facing the right end that is.

---

Although it didn't work for me?
Any tips?

------------Survival tip---------------------

Although If that said carrot do try to attack.
Threaten it with Bugs Bunny.

Looney?
Me??

[Make it Lady]

Yor_on it only pays to keep your lips sealed if you are a lady and you are riding bare back. Boy does it make me yelp!

[Make it Lady]

OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.

I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?

I have been given a good thumbing by 7 or 8 other forum members. Can't say it was very satisfying.