[Karen W.]

We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shingles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie "Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind blows through rattling all my old windows....

[JimBob]

Quackers go quite well with delicately herbed duck pâté foie gras. Or braunschweiger. I will eat it on Bauernbrot (usually using Leberwurst. Labeled "liverwurst" in the US) with onions. I then have a breath that stinks but it sure tastes good!!

Northern California is getting slammed: any abandoned light hoses near you? That is where the ghosts are coming from.

Northern Califonia is 1600 miles form here in Texas, as the duck flies - that is twice the distance form the triple junction of Norway-Sweden-Finland and and Vãstervik, Sweden - also measured as the duck flies.

There are ducks all over the work. And swans. The Magellanic Flightless Steamer Duck is flightless and has developed "spurs" on it wigs as both an aggressive and defense adaptation. It has been know to kill other birds that enter its territory - either other ducks of the same species or just poor hapless sparrow who just wondered into the area. Poor birdies.

It sound as if the Viking took an Oden-worshiping duck to South America with them.

Don't forget the Southern Hemisphere swans, either.

[Make it Lady]

We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shigles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie x"Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind bows through rattling all my old windows....

My drains have got a problem and the shower keeps gurgling in the night. It is a scary noise to be woken up too. Perhaps I have haunted drains.

[dentstudent (OP)]

Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>>

Sorry JB - I know you miss me when I'm not here. Let see, Valentine's day at 16:00. I had just finished skiing and was on my way to town to watch England lose to Wales at rugby.

There is a life beyond TNS!

[Make it Lady]

But sadly very little life in the England national teams.

[JimBob]

We are just glad that there is some life in you, Shazza. It would be so boring without you here to add some "spiciness" to the site, RE: sewing a penis to someones forehead - NOW THAT IS CLASS![/b} (For those unaware, just click this link!!!!)

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20422.msg228438#msg228438

[JimBob]

the rhino is a curious beast
it has such pretty hair
so when it goes to the village feast
it is given a proper chair

[Make it Lady]

I think I went too far again!

[Don_1]

You may have noticed that this is page 17. It was preceded by page 16 and, should life continue after today, it may well reach page 18.

That maths tutor was worth his weight in toxic waste.

[JimBob]

I think I went too far again!

No, no, please keep it up - we need the amusement.

And we love you, dearie.

(He walks away, smirking.)

[Make it Lady]

Boredom is getting to me. I think I need Beaver back. He adds to the spice of verbal sparring. Oh my god, I have spots on my stomach! where did they come from? I'm full of allergies today. I have been doing probably my last science show today. I think I'm allergic to small children. It is a good job I'm quitting. I was afraid of becoming a sad twisted children's entertainer.

[Astronomer_FB]

For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]

That is indeed a serious issue.

[Chemistry4me]

Dude, that was nearly month ago!

[yor_on]

That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.

[Chemistry4me]

Ah, speaking of conversations Mr. yor_on, it has been a while since we've last had one, no?
I applaude you for overcoming the urge to fall asleep.
Please join me on the couch.

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English is hard? How so?
You appear to have a very good grasp of it already. []

[dentstudent (OP)]

I'm off to take a photo. Euphamism? Nope. Mephamism? Possibly.

[Chemistry4me]

Mepha- WHAT? [][]

[dentstudent (OP)]

You-phamism; Me-phamism.

[dentstudent (OP)]

Chemistry4Mephamism?

[Don_1]

Theyphamism, wephamism.

I think it's time for a coffee and piece of cakephamism.