Do you have STB syndrome?

Karen W. · « **Reply #420 on:** 18/02/2009 12:15:41 »

Quote from: yor_on on 18/02/2009 03:50:46

That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.

Speaking of itch.....I have a really anoying one on my left shoulder blade..which seems to move when I try to scratch it on the nearest wall corne or with m scissors... I cannot reach it with my right arm.. and my left arm has a bum shouler so cannot reach thusly.. so would you consider Jumping into a nice teleporter and come scratch this bloody annoying itch for me??? I can direct the movements of said itch if you are good at directions!

yor_on · « **Reply #421 on:** 18/02/2009 12:31:27 »

Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shouler??

Why does your bum have a shouler? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

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I'm sorry Mr. Chem, that I missed the opportunity to talk with someone that appreciates and now how to handle the Queens English.
In a proper and, if I may say so, respectful manner. Perhaps, later?

Mr Dent also seems to have a way with words:)
Although I'm unsure in what tongue?

I have spoken.

(kind of 'imposant' that one, I'll think I'll keep it:)
((Or should it be? I'll try to think I'll keep it??

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Don_1 · « **Reply #422 on:** 18/02/2009 12:41:19 »

FOG ALERT

Karen W. · « **Reply #423 on:** 18/02/2009 14:07:17 »

Quote from: yor_on on 18/02/2009 12:31:27

Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shoulder??

Why does your bum have a shoulder? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

I DO APOLOGISE..lol!! It does not have a shoulder.....Lol.... Here... in the manner I used the word " bum," it means, bad, injured, no good..kind of lame, flawed, defective, etc....Lol...

Make it Lady · « **Reply #424 on:** 18/02/2009 18:28:14 »

So dentstudent is speaking in tongues now. That is how I speak to my dentist. Is understanding your patient as they speak with your hand in their mouth on the curriculum?

JimBob · « **Reply #425 on:** 18/02/2009 23:14:52 »

I see the Scots have already started preparing for the return of James II.

It means the English will need to learn to speak Gaelic.

Are you ready for the army, Shazza?

Make it Lady · « **Reply #426 on:** 18/02/2009 23:17:46 »

Will there be raping and pillaging?

yor_on · « **Reply #427 on:** 19/02/2009 00:19:56 »

If that's what it takes for you to come, then I'm sure Mr JB can arrange something suitable.
We all want you to come by by the way:)

Eh, along...

Come along that meant.

Or was it Hop along?
But I'm pretty sure the last name was Cassidy.

dentstudent · « **Reply #428 on:** 19/02/2009 09:13:57 »

Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?

Don_1 · « **Reply #429 on:** 19/02/2009 09:27:13 »

Dentstudent is not a dental student, he is a dent student. He is learning the finer points of putting dents into things such as cars and cans. Look here is some of his latest project work:

He missunderstood the meaning of finding this car's horse power:

Must try harder:

Excelent effort:

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #430 on:** 19/02/2009 09:29:07 »

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?

dentstudent · « **Reply #431 on:** 19/02/2009 09:33:38 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 19/02/2009 09:29:07

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?

Looking for change behind the drivers seat? Playing squash?

What was the last thing that went through the drivers head?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #432 on:** 19/02/2009 09:39:22 »

Tut-tut dentstudent, I think you might have gone too far this time.

dentstudent · « **Reply #433 on:** 19/02/2009 11:31:52 »

Well, whatever, the driver had a 'mare of a day.

Don_1 · « **Reply #434 on:** 19/02/2009 12:14:34 »

Yes his throat was feeling a little horse.

Hmmm, perhaps I should re-phrase that!!

dentstudent · « **Reply #435 on:** 19/02/2009 12:19:52 »

"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

JimBob · « **Reply #436 on:** 19/02/2009 16:47:17 »

Quote from: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 09:13:57

Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?

I thought that dentist were always "down in the mouth" but occasionally "pulled a good one."

JimBob · « **Reply #437 on:** 19/02/2009 16:51:33 »

Quote from: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 12:19:52

"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

A flying horse is called a Pegasus - what ever happened to an educated populous?

Make it Lady · « **Reply #438 on:** 19/02/2009 17:38:45 »

They became a hippapopulous.

JimBob · « **Reply #439 on:** 20/02/2009 01:20:51 »

GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then, I do the same thing.

Do you have STB syndrome?

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