[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by simeonie

lol that is funny. And you know what annoys me! Well I will tell you. the food on the airoplanes. I am going on holiday on the 28th and I am really not looking forward to the meals on the plane

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Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Razor]

quote:Originally posted by neilep

quote:Originally posted by simeonie

lol that is funny. And you know what annoys me! Well I will tell you. the food on the airoplanes. I am going on holiday on the 28th and I am really not looking forward to the meals on the plane

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I love airplane food ![]

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

*Vomits*

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Inducing excrement is lethal!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Has anyone took notice of my 'Real Name' yet??





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Will appeal to all audiences!
Especially Rock fans!
Sounds Best if your speakers have Bass.....or Base!
However it's spelt

Also:
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They have some funny stuff!!

[GOD]

I really hate it when people worship me when I don't exist.

I am GOD..You are Not..I don't exist !!

[DrN]

I can't stand piss-heads who fall over on the tube. usually into someones lap.

[Razor]

Wow for a God you're really SCREWED are'nt ya!?*&^*!!?

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"We apologize for the error in last week's paper
In which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

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[GOD]

quote:Originally posted by Razor

Wow for a God you're really SCREWED are'nt ya!?*&^*!!?

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"We apologize for the error in last week's paper
In which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

For those who haven’t seen this yet, it's a must view!!!!
CHECK IT OUT!!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

Also:
http://www.svspower.com/
For Dodge Viper Fans.

Only about as screwed as the people who believe in me.

I am GOD..You are Not..I don't exist !!

[Bin Laden]

quote:Originally posted by GOD

quote:Originally posted by Razor

Wow for a God you're really SCREWED are'nt ya!?*&^*!!?

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"We apologize for the error in last week's paper
In which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

For those who haven’t seen this yet, it's a must view!!!!
CHECK IT OUT!!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

Also:
http://www.svspower.com/
For Dodge Viper Fans.

Only about as screwed as the people who believe in me.

I am GOD..You are Not..I don't exist !!

foolish infidel... when i come into possesion of the Nuke that Saddam posted me last week, i intend to lock on to heaven and destroy you. Unfortunately Saddam sent it by Royal Mail so i'm not holding much hope... The fool![V]

catch me if you can!

[ukmicky]

simeonie
Your going to turkey if I remember correctly. I came back from alanya on the SE coast today.
It was the best holiday i've had in a long time.[]  Temperatures hover between 40 and 45 degrees  [8D]. Its hot but its different to the heat we get. and if you do get hot then join all the topless women in and around the pool (WICKED)[:p] Always watch out for your mum or sisters at 430 pm if your on the beach.  Thats when the local men come down looking for women, .
Take lots of money for the fake designer gear in the markets (Turkey is home to the best fakes in the world, it is impossible to tell the difference from the genuine article.
Dont forget to haggle,  if they want 60 offer 20 never go over 25. I spent £350 on designer gear worth £2000[]
The only thing that i hated about turkey is you cant flush your loo paper down the toilet
you have to deposit it into a bin beside the loo, so watch what you eat or things can become very messy.[:I]
( especially if you've had a few drinks and you cordination has flown out the window)

PS DONT DRINK THE TAP WATER

PPS NEVER GET A JOB IN TURKEY AS A HOTEL CLEANER

[simeonie]

Thanks for the tips UKMICKY. I am really looking forward to holiday I go on sunday. And yes I do have a sister and a mum and a dad And I don't think my dad would be too pleased about men going after either. lol

And ewwww no toilet paper down the loo. The bathroom will stink.



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[chris]

Yes, no toilet paper down the toilet so that it doesn't get caught around peoples' legs when they go swimming in the sea...

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx

[shock26]

The stop bitching forum![^]

[Exodus]

quote:Originally posted by chris

Yes, no toilet paper down the toilet so that it doesn't get caught around peoples' legs when they go swimming in the sea...

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx

[Exodus]

bloody quotes.... i give up.... I wrote a funny little quip and it doesnt show up! Christopher... sort the quoting issue out its right annoying innit!

[neilep]

SPAM BOTS !!!!!!!!!!!...aaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[ukmicky]

Sven Goran Eriksson. The so called England Manager. Need i say more

[NLJB]

I HATE BUSH, WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO CONVERT ME WHEN I'M CLEARLY AN ATHEIST, AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME RUDE NAMES FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT I THINK: AMERICA IS NOT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARG!

NLJB

[NLJB]

I hate people who waste there lives away as gas attendants

"How would you live your life if no one was watching?"- One of those friggin posters

[David Sparkman]

NLJB,

Visit India and step over the 5 year old kids sleeping in the streets, or see the old man looking into a restaurant display and knowing he can't afford anything in there. Sit on a skateboard because you have no legs and beg for money. Everyone of those people I met would  consider themselves to be rich to live in the United States. You are just spoiled because you never have been truly poor.

Free? There is no place where you are totally free. Everyplace has rules. Here in the US at least, you don't get killed for disliking the country's leader. Go down to Cuba and sound off about Castro and see what happens - a nice jail cell. Then maybe you will begin to understand how precious little freedom there is in this world where less than half of the countries are not run by dictators, and where economic success, though not guaranteed, is less punished in this country through taxation than any other free county. So here you have more freedom and more chance of success. To gripe that life isn't fair is understandable, but it wasn't exactly fair to the old man on the skateboard either.

As far as gas attendants, I have been there and done that. It paid for two semesters of college, and I got to meet all kinds of people and practice my smile []

If you want to judge the character of a man, see how he treats those who serve him.

[ukmicky]

yep gas attendant, i've also been there done that, And good reply David

Michael

[neilep]

The price of petrol !!..whinge, moan, grumble !!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!