[Don_1]

I'd like you all to put your hands together for that one

[Chemistry4me]

Hands?? []
Are we still on horses here?

[Don_1]

EH!!!

How are horses measured?

[Chemistry4me]

Errmm...with a ruler??

[Don_1]

http://www.equine-world.co.uk/about_horses/horse_height.htm

[Don_1]

So how do you measure a Giraffe?

With a ladder!

[Chemistry4me]

I see that we've made a step up from horses

[Don_1]

I see that we've made a step up from horses

You mean a stirrup.

[Nizzle]

You misspelled syrup Don  []

[Don_1]

I don't wear one.

[Chemistry4me]

This is a good op-perch-tuna-ty to change tack.

[Don_1]

Do I smell something fishy going on here? On a scale of 1 - 10 I'd say...... 11

[Chemistry4me]

I know, ain't I just brill-iant?

[Nickkan]

woo woo who is fooling who here.

[Don_1]

Have you got that £6 (six quid - sick squid) you owe me? I'm a loan shark.

[Chemistry4me]

This isn't the plaice to do it.
I hope you're not steaming, that would be a reel shame.

[demografx]

Can I dive back in? Or would that seem too fishy?

[Chemistry4me]

I'm sure we'll have a whale of a time, as long as you aren't too battered and bruised after your dive.

[demografx]

You mean buttered and brushed? You're right, they do taste batter that way!

[Chemistry4me]

Hmm, let me just mullet over with a nice cup of coffee....