[Chemistry4me]

Don, sorry about your PunAward, the punning thread budget only had enough in Treasury to get you 2010, not 2012.

It was acci-dental, the secretary spent all the money buying 1 molar Oral-B and Listerine

[demografx (OP)]

Don, sorry about your PunAward, the punning thread budget only had enough in Treasury to get you 2010, not 2012.

It was acci-dental, the secretary spent all the money buying 1 molar Oral-B and Listerine

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

[Chemistry4me]

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

[Don_1]

DON!!!

Shame on you, you have failed to point out that January is International Creativity Month.


I told my friend all about your creative writing class, and she said that she had a simile experience.

Is that a fax?

[Don_1]

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

No, she said "Sorry I didn't mean to dent yours."

[Don_1]

International Creativity Month eh?

Well, no problems on that score, I create havoc wherever I go!

Except on a ship, where I tend to create hammock wherever I go. If you cant't work that out, just sleep on it a while.

[Don_1]

International Creativity Month eh?

Well, no problems on that score, I create havoc wherever I go!

Except on a ship, where I tend to create hammock wherever I go. If you cant't work that out, just sleep on it a while.

Ggood ggracious, I sssseem tto have developpped a ststuttter!

[demografx (OP)]

Ggood ggracious, I sssseem tto have developpped a ststuttter!

Translation: "Th-th-th-th-that's all f-f-f-folks!!"

[demografx (OP)]

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

Chem, all I can say is that she and I don't like driving by and hanging out at the pancake house, that place can gimme the crepes!

[demografx (OP)]

No, she said "Sorry I didn't mean to dent yours."

[demografx (OP)]

fax.......simile........it took me an hour to get that! : - )   (slow Sunday)

[Donnah]

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Is your wife's name Robin?  Was she driving the Backmobile?  Or was she just hitting on you?

[demografx (OP)]

[Donnah]

Nana nana nana nana,
Nana nana nana nana

[demografx (OP)]

Just like a bat outta hell (going Westward), you thrill us with surprises!

[Donnah]

Well I'm glad somebody is thrilled, because my man thinks I'm batty.

[demografx (OP)]

I would just ask him point blank: "What makes you think you are so much batter than me???"

[Donnah]

I would just ask him point blank: "What makes you think you are so much batter than me???"

But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.

[Don_1]

.............But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.

Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........


We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.

[Don_1]

To continue......

We made our pancakes when we were camping in a horsfield. We had pitched our tent close to the edge of the field, so we felt rather marginated. But Hermann had picked a good site. 'E chipped away some rock to make a good flat surface for our camp. Then he scuted around collecting firewood to make a curry. He's a real star and is spurred on by the heat of the moment. While he was cooking, I acted as his 'go for'.

After we ate, I burst forth with a loud belch. Leonard looked at me in disgust. "Leo, pardon me!" I exclaimed, but 'e stunned & boxed me around the ear anyway.