[Don_1]

Do horses eat a stable diet?

[Don_1]

I'm looking for a case to keep my documents in, what would you recommend?
Attaché .
Bless you.

[demografx (OP)]

Do horses eat a stable diet?

Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.

[demografx (OP)]

I'm looking for a case to keep my documents in, what would you recommend?
Attaché .
Bless you.

I prefer a meatier case to keep my documents in.


Gesundheit!

[Don_1]

I prefer a meatier case to keep my documents in.

I see you're bac on line again Demo.

[Don_1]

I saw a case like that in a pawn shop, somebody must have had to put in hock for a few shillings.

Wanting to know who had to chop it in, I decided to steak out the pawn shop.

[demografx (OP)]

I saw a case like that in a pawn shop, somebody must have had to put in hock for a few shillings.

Wanting to know who had to chop it in, I decided to steak out the pawn shop.

Do you have a beef with the pawn shop? They're just middlemen -- not the ribs of the deal.

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.

[demografx (OP)]

I see you're bac on line again Demo.

Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊

[Don_1]

I see you're bac on line again Demo.

Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊

Unsmoked bacon for you now, is it?

[Don_1]

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.

It did saddle me with a whole load of trouble. I had to trott eround the corner to answer the call of nature. A police officer pulled me up and asked "Hoof you just pee'd up the wall?"
"Yes" I admitted, "but cher have to go when yer have to go."

[demografx (OP)]

I see you're bac on line again Demo.

Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊

Unsmoked bacon for you now, is it?

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.

It did saddle me with a whole load of trouble. I had to trott eround the corner to answer the call of nature. A police officer pulled me up and asked "Hoof you just pee'd up the wall?"
"Yes" I admitted, "but cher have to go when yer have to go."

_TWO_ BUTCHER AWARDS FOR DON_1!!!

[demografx (OP)]

January, 2015 is:
Book Blitz Month







http://www.prettyopinionated.com/2015/01/book-blitz-month-fun/

[Don_1]

Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include having a wee dram, playing the pan pipes, recitals from Richard 3^rd and playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

I shall be playing the sneezing game with a friend. We have toIlet each other do ah tissue in turn.
When its my turn he must keep quite and when its is tern I have to keep quite.

You really don't want to know how pooh bear celebrates.

[demografx (OP)]

Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include having a wee dram, playing the pan pipes, recitals from Richard 3^rd and playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

I shall be playing the sneezing game with a friend. We have toIlet each other do ah tissue in turn.
When its my turn he must keep quite and when its is tern I have to keep quite.

You really don't want to know how pooh bear celebrates.

After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer.

[demografx (OP)]

Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include...playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

[Don_1]

Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include...playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

Wow!!!

What a royal flush!

In that loo, your clasp ades your isotomic lubrication of what might otherwise be dire Monday noises you
might hear too loudly.


Lets just hope nothing snaps off!

[Don_1]

Today, the 29th of January, is
Curmudgeons Day.

Its about time my celebratory day came around. Everybody has this day and that to celebrate one thing or another, all I get is Curmudgeons Day. But what get's my goat is that its in the depths of winter! How can I get out and about to erm, well, Curmudge in these temperatures. You'd think that Curmudgeons Day would at least be on a day when you can get out and Curmudge in relative comfort, not freezing your 'bits' off. I don't want to go out Curmudging only to get home to curse mudge on my shoes that needs cleaning off.

[demografx (OP)]

Today, the 29th of January, is

Curmudgeons Day.

What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt?

A curmudgeonly crumble.

[demografx (OP)]

Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include...playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

Wow!!!

What a royal flush!

In that loo, your clasp ades your isotomic lubrication of what might otherwise be dire Monday noises you
might hear too loudly.


Lets just hope nothing snaps off!

I warned you: be careful when using (exploring!) The Royal Club latrine -- with its 4 jagged edges!.

As you can plainly see, there's a warning:
CLIP 'ER OFF!!

[Don_1]

I warned you: be careful when using (exploring!) The Royal Club latrine -- with its 4 jagged edges!.

As you can plainly see, there's a warning:

When you've got to go, you've got to go, and I had drunk an awful lot of fruit deuce!