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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4380 on: 10/12/2015 04:54:56 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20
Quote from: demografx on 09/12/2015 21:28:55
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:



I'm sure I've seen that appendage before somewhere, but where? I just cant put my finger on it.

If I knuckle down and keep thinking on it, I'm sure to nail it sooner or later...




You certainly
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4381 on: 10/12/2015 05:35:06 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4382 on: 12/12/2015 00:31:15 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4383 on: 13/12/2015 01:29:31 »
Quote from: demografx on 10/12/2015 05:35:06
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.




Oh buoy!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4384 on: 13/12/2015 01:44:41 »
Quote from: demografx on 12/12/2015 00:31:15
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4385 on: 13/12/2015 21:04:12 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 13/12/2015 01:44:41
Quote from: demografx on 12/12/2015 00:31:15
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."

"I smelt it Doc. Let's not have a roe over it."

"Why are your hands so clammy?"

"Oy, don't staere at me like that!"

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"






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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4386 on: 14/12/2015 11:31:03 »
Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time with your razor sharp wit and your cwrasse comments, but Sea you Lassie, you'll no want ta be making anemone of me. So stop this clowning around, pay your bill, which is sick squid, and be away with you now.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4387 on: 15/12/2015 01:02:44 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/12/2015 11:31:03
Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time...


No I'm not...for what porpoise?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4389 on: 15/12/2015 10:43:49 »
Quote from: demografx on 15/12/2015 01:02:44
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/12/2015 11:31:03
Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time...


No I'm not...for what porpoise?


Maybe it is just because you are a Man at ees with your lot and cuttle the fish into goujons rather than flounder with the gutting knife and sea horsemeat on the table, rather than les fruits de mare.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4390 on: 15/12/2015 10:48:59 »
Quote from: demografx on 15/12/2015 03:47:54


I have a poorpoise, my poise is always empty!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4391 on: 21/12/2015 04:28:48 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 14/12/2015 11:31:03

...cuttle the fish into goujons...


Hmmmmm. Seems more like chicken







fingers








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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4393 on: 24/12/2015 01:25:42 »
Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?
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« Reply #4394 on: 24/12/2015 01:27:20 »
I see the sea is low, it must be the Yule tide.
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« Reply #4396 on: 24/12/2015 22:24:14 »


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« Reply #4397 on: 24/12/2015 22:38:13 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/12/2015 01:25:42

Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?


No, Don_1, I'll just be logging in to this punning thread!

Isn't that logical?


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« Reply #4398 on: 25/12/2015 17:46:36 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/12/2015 01:25:42
Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?

Quote from: Don_1 on 24/12/2015 01:27:20
I see the sea is low, it must be the Yule tide.



Yes...Yule be surprised to hear: Don_1 racks up yet another Award!


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