Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #4380 on:** 10/12/2015 04:54:56 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20

Quote from: demografx on 09/12/2015 21:28:55
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25

Wow, she's strong!

I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:

I'm sure I've seen that appendage before somewhere, but where? I just cant put my finger on it.

If I knuckle down and keep thinking on it, I'm sure to nail it sooner or later...

You certainly

demografx · « **Reply #4381 on:** 10/12/2015 05:35:06 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.

demografx · « **Reply #4382 on:** 12/12/2015 00:31:15 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52

Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.

Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

Don_1 · « **Reply #4383 on:** 13/12/2015 01:29:31 »

Quote from: demografx on 10/12/2015 05:35:06

Quote from: Don_1 on 10/12/2015 01:29:20

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.

Oh buoy!

Don_1 · « **Reply #4384 on:** 13/12/2015 01:44:41 »

Quote from: demografx on 12/12/2015 00:31:15

Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.

Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."

demografx · « **Reply #4385 on:** 13/12/2015 21:04:12 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 13/12/2015 01:44:41

Quote from: demografx on 12/12/2015 00:31:15
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2015 16:15:52
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.

Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."

"I smelt it Doc. Let's not have a roe over it."

"Why are your hands so clammy?"

"Oy, don't staere at me like that!"

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"

Don_1 · « **Reply #4386 on:** 14/12/2015 11:31:03 »

Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"

You may be having a whale of a time with your razor sharp wit and your cwrasse comments, but Sea you Lassie, you'll no want ta be making anemone of me. So stop this clowning around, pay your bill, which is sick squid, and be away with you now.

demografx · « **Reply #4387 on:** 15/12/2015 01:02:44 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 14/12/2015 11:31:03

Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"

You may be having a whale of a time...

No I'm not...for what porpoise?

demografx · « **Reply #4388 on:** 15/12/2015 03:47:54 »

Don_1 · « **Reply #4389 on:** 15/12/2015 10:43:49 »

Quote from: demografx on 15/12/2015 01:02:44

Quote from: Don_1 on 14/12/2015 11:31:03
Quote from: demografx on 13/12/2015 21:04:12

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"

You may be having a whale of a time...

No I'm not...for what porpoise?

Maybe it is just because you are a Man at ees with your lot and cuttle the fish into goujons rather than flounder with the gutting knife and sea horsemeat on the table, rather than les fruits de mare.