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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4360 on: 03/12/2015 12:17:37 »
Quote from: demografx on 02/12/2015 19:17:35
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/12/2015 11:43:05

Look's like you've been sold a pup.


soda pop?

Yes, it's sodalicious!


So da gloves are off are they?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4361 on: 03/12/2015 12:39:04 »
Quote from: demografx on 02/12/2015 19:44:58

🎼When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah, hurrah...


Would an equivalent British lyric be

🎼When Tommy comes marching home again huzzah huzzah

???

What song might this be?
[diagram=762_0]
Yankee Doodle.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4362 on: 04/12/2015 01:22:02 »
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Is this what you meant?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4363 on: 04/12/2015 01:32:10 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2015 12:17:37
Quote from: demografx on 02/12/2015 19:17:35
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/12/2015 11:43:05

Look's like you've been sold a pup.


soda pop?

Yes, it's sodalicious!


So da gloves are off are they?





« Last Edit: 04/12/2015 01:58:29 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4364 on: 04/12/2015 08:16:25 »
Quote from: demografx on 04/12/2015 01:32:10




Two of them seem to be able to talk 'hands free'. With somewhat more modestly covered bosoms, which did not cause distraction for the judges, they received their MENSA scores' on time, but the one in the middle seems to have had hers delayed. One can only say that due to her chest, IQ late.

I think she just washed her hands and is trying to flick the water off and scored a direct hit in the other blonde's eye.

I've been sitting here watching her for 10 minutes now waiting for something to pop out, but no such luck, so I suppose you can't knock her sense of dress.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4365 on: 04/12/2015 08:22:39 »
Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4366 on: 04/12/2015 22:42:47 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2015 08:16:25

...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4367 on: 04/12/2015 22:44:09 »
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Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.

If a dog biscuit, please use collie flour.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4368 on: 05/12/2015 17:12:29 »
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Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.

If a dog biscuit, please use collie flour.

Would you feed these to all the lads & Lassies?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4369 on: 05/12/2015 17:29:53 »
Quote from: demografx on 04/12/2015 22:42:47

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2015 08:16:25

...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.


WHOA! Steady on there Demo, I would strongly advise you not to tamper on this subject for fear of a feminist backlash such as:

"MEN! Oh pause your sexist comments."
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4370 on: 05/12/2015 18:06:04 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/12/2015 17:29:53
Quote from: demografx on 04/12/2015 22:42:47

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2015 08:16:25

...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.


WHOA! Steady on there Demo, I would strongly advise you not to tamper on this subject for fear of a feminist backlash such as:

"MEN! Oh pause your sexist comments."

Yes, I agree.

The femmes insist on it.

Thank you for the heads up, my pauseture will be different from this moment on!


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4371 on: 05/12/2015 23:57:05 »
Quote from: demografx on 05/12/2015 18:06:04

 pauseture


Speaking of pauseture, if a dog made a ceramic model of the famous tower in Pisa, might it be known as paws a lean?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4372 on: 06/12/2015 11:16:20 »
Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4373 on: 06/12/2015 19:56:52 »
Quote from: Donnah on 06/12/2015 11:16:20

Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.





pees borrowed without Don_1's permission



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4374 on: 08/12/2015 23:26:25 »
Wow, she's strong!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4375 on: 09/12/2015 16:13:28 »
Quote from: Donnah on 06/12/2015 11:16:20
Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.

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« Reply #4376 on: 09/12/2015 16:15:52 »
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4377 on: 09/12/2015 21:28:55 »
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:









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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4378 on: 10/12/2015 01:29:20 »
Quote from: demografx on 09/12/2015 21:28:55
Quote from: Donnah on 08/12/2015 23:26:25

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:



I'm sure I've seen that appendage before somewhere, but where? I just cant put my finger on it.

If I knuckle down and keep thinking on it, I'm sure to nail it sooner or later.

I don't want to palm you off with a guess.

You know how you sometimes know something, but it just wont come to mind, so its on your mind for the wrist of the day.

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4379 on: 10/12/2015 01:53:25 »
Dec was standing under a lamp post on the corner of 42nd and Lexington. There was a loud screech of brakes. A car pals up and a voice from the back seat says, "Get in decs. 'That voice rings a bell.' Dec thought. He recognised it from his days in the army.
"I never bow down to anyone." Dec said.
"So I heard." Said the voice from the back of the car.
Then another voice, backed up with a hand gun said "'El bow to you Boss."
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