[demografx (OP)]

How can he be impaired if he's drinking alone?  []

Donnah!

"How can he be impaired?" you ask?

Well....when we were together once, he spilled a drink on my shirt and said, "this one is on me."

Impaired I say! Off with his head!

[Don_1]

.... he spilled a drink on my shirt and said, "this one is on me."

Shouldn't he have said, 'this one is on you'

 Off with his head!

So, we are back to that business again, are we. De cap it ain't shunned after all.

[Don_1]

Dear Donnah, Demo and other members of the TNS Punnster Society,

I am sure that as the fester festive season approaches, yule log on to demonstrate your abilities in the art of punning.

Can I please request that do not come up with any turkeys, but rather make your presents felt with only the most treemendous examples of celebratory puns. Be sure an gel your puns together in fine TNS fashion, rather than stuffing us with mere trifles. May I also remind you that pudding the donkey before the cart can lead to confusion.

I am sure you wise men and women will ensure that you shepherd your words together in a most conducive manner. The gift of the Gab, real as it may be, is only bestowed on the few, and you are privileged to be stable members among them, stars in your own write rite right left (Bugger it.)

We look forward to hearing from Carol, though sometimes her hum bugs us,  and to a nice hot cuppa from Demo, he brews a good pot of tea, and itS Ann ta supply the mince pies this year.

Wishing you all the breast for the new year,

‘er indoors and Don_1 two to too .

[SeanB]

If you toad them, will they croak?

Was watching youtoob, saw a video of a Peruvian "aphrodisiac"  smoothie that involved a stunned frog, and some herbs, and further work that was supplied by a certain company whose motto is "Will it blend?"...........  Not for me that is!

[demografx (OP)]

Make your presents felt.
 

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

Pudding the donkey before the cart can lead to confusion.

Pretty strong donkey! That's one way of pudding it.

Shepherd your words together in a most conducive manner.

Shepherds don't talk much because their work is past-oral.

[Don_1]

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

Shepherds don't talk much because their work is past-oral.

A couple of corkers there Demo!

Do I need to explain them to others? No ëlaboration needed.

[demografx (OP)]

The last time an imp aired his views to me...

I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.

[SeanB]

Arte you sure it was a prank, or am I as thick as 2 short?

[demografx (OP)]

Are you sure it was a prank, or am I as thick as 2 short?

Maybe you are just thick and tired of it all?

[demografx (OP)]

.... he spilled a drink on my shirt and said, "this one is on me."

Shouldn't he have said, 'this one is on you'

I consulted Emily Post on correct manners in situations such as this!

He should have said - in proper drawing room discussion style - "This one [joke] is on us".

[Don_1]

Well folks, I'm off for Xmas now.

Never mind, I'm sure someone will have bought me some soap-on-a-rope & depongarant! So I shouldn't be off for too long! Until I eat some brussells, that is, then I'll be off again.

HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYBODY AND SALT & PEPER (condiments) OF THE SEASON.

[demografx (OP)]

                                         

[daveman]

Wealth an ewe ear isawn the whore izon.

Sew ha pino ear tuyoo wall!

[demografx (OP)]

Wealth an ewe ear isawn the whore izon.

Sew ha pino ear tuyoo wall!

Y than kyu so kindle ee fore tha tree mark!

Ewe arse oh so thaw t-fool!!

[demografx (OP)]

Well folks, I'm off for Xmas now.

I thought you were off year-round?

[demografx (OP)]

[Don_1]

Well folks, I'm off for Xmas now.

I thought you were off year-round?

I swear it was just my socks!

[Don_1]

I'll second that.

See you all in 2012 folks.

2012 the year of the London Olympics..........

[demografx (OP)]

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYBODY AND SALT & PEPPER (condiments) OF THE SEASON.

Yes, I'm also a firm believer in safe sex.

[SeanB]

Demo, for you, safe sex is not taking those little blue pills a half hour before........... []

Though of course then the whole thing is a whole lot of talk, and very small and lack of action - spirit is willing but he will not be spirited. Or more to it, up to the task at hand.

Or so I have been told, [] not exactly having watched "those kind" of home movies, kinda in the spirit of liking F1 a little, but not liking the clash of the cabbages.....