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Quote from: Don_1 on 15/07/2012 15:36:35Dost - stuff you pick up in a vacuum cleanerI'm impressed! Men who know what a vacuum cleaner does! I'll open that can of worms and go fishing!
Dost - stuff you pick up in a vacuum cleaner
Quote from: demografx on 15/07/2012 16:39:39Q. She's still riding that ass and hasn't got very far has she???A. Her own derrière? She's not riding a donkey!OUT!!! Go on, hop it, you dirrrrty little old man.Hop on her? Hop on horse? Hop on both? Hop on Pop? (<<Dr Seuss book)
Btw, someone informed me that the animated pic above is the actress Jennifer Connolly in one of her movies.
JUST A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE THERE MR DEMOGRAFX!!!I'm not the only man who knows what a vacuum cleaner does, Mr Dyson knows too.Ah!!! Oooo, Er um, I seem to have just shot myself in the foot.Kindly ignore this post. That shouldn't be difficult, most of my posts are easy to ignore.
I have a painting by some shorthouse Parisian artist which I thought I would try to flog on eBay.After all, I don't think I've got anything tou louse.
I sat in the van goghing all day because of this cold I have caught.
A passing police officer asked if I was alright. I thanked him for his concern and said 'Yes I'm fine contstable, I'll be bac on my way soon.
It takes a lot to raphael my feathers, you know, you have to goya long way to do it, but some things do rubens me up the wrong way. Not manet people can do it."Is that a fact?" Cez Anne. (Not Anne again! Is she in it for the monet?)***Titian*** Doh! Here I gaugain, sneezing.
Did you see Mr. Dyson's latest ads? Apparently he's got balls.
Balls and vacuum cleaners!!!No, I'm not going there! I can see me saying something I will later regret.
Or we could just call it 3D.
Quote from: demografx on 16/07/2012 06:20:22Btw, someone informed me that the animated pic above is the actress Jennifer Connolly in one of her movies.Movie, maybe, but not movie very far.
Quote from: demografx on 15/07/2012 15:06:29They also only have 2 sizes: XXXXXLarge or Tiny-toddler.Curses! One's too small, so is the other one.
They also only have 2 sizes: XXXXXLarge or Tiny-toddler.
Quote from: Donnah on 15/07/2012 19:19:29Quote from: Don_1 on 15/07/2012 15:36:35Dost - stuff you pick up in a vacuum cleanerI'm impressed! Men who know what a vacuum cleaner does! I'll open that can of worms and go fishing!NOTE TO MYSELF:If ever you happen to be visiting Donnah and she offers some light refreshement from a can, make your excuses and get out quick.
What on earth?
Quote from: Don_1 on 16/07/2012 13:30:08Quote from: demografx on 16/07/2012 06:20:22Btw, someone informed me that the animated pic above is the actress Jennifer Connolly in one of her movies.Movie, maybe, but not movie very far.You prefer speed over sensuality? <giggle>