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Not so romantic is the florist who likes croc arse!
On seeing a hedgehog, a fox said to his mate, "Look at that, a meal with built in tooth picks."
An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.
A florist asked me, "what's your favourite (US = favorite) flower?"I replied, "Self raising."
We Never Know If They Are Peeking*
You left out (China = 喜愛)
Quote from: Don_1 on 30/11/2012 13:50:20An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.
Quote from: demografx on 30/11/2012 17:32:28We Never Know If They Are Peeking* Peeking DUCK!!!
Quote from: demografx on 30/11/2012 17:16:56Quote from: Don_1 on 30/11/2012 13:50:20An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.
Quote from: Don_1 on 30/11/2012 17:55:21Quote from: demografx on 30/11/2012 17:16:56Quote from: Don_1 on 30/11/2012 13:50:20An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.For Don...oh, wait...they left out the "D"!!!
I'm watching the fish from my perch.
There ya go Don.Ooh! I feel like Demografx now!
Quote from: Donnah on 03/12/2012 03:55:25I'm watching the fish from my perch.Must be a parrotfish then.
Quote from: bizerl on 03/12/2012 04:16:12Quote from: Donnah on 03/12/2012 03:55:25I'm watching the fish from my perch.Must be a parrotfish then.No, I think its definately a pearch.