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I fancy a goose for Xmas this year, but looks like I'll have to make do with the wife as usual.
I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.
I knew a chicken that liked sitting on people's shoulders. The UN took it to peace talks to demonstrate to warring nations how to lay down their arms.
When someone suggested I quit cold turkey, I told them to get stuffed.
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/12/2012 16:03:46I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.One of those new shoes isn't right.
Quote from: demografx on 23/12/2012 01:49:34Quote from: Don_1 on 21/12/2012 16:03:46I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.One of those new shoes isn't right.That's because he left it until next year.
It seems our daughter is up the duff again. So I shall tell our son-in-law he is to have parsnips.
Father Manny Cohen is the priest/rabbi of a bi-religious church/synagogue. He performs confessions, christenings, bar mitzvahs and circumcisions. He is affectionately known as Par Snips.