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Fruity puns are ok.
Quote from: alancalverd on 20/09/2013 14:10:21Hardly a pun, but I once worked with a bandleader who announced "my personal request is To Be with You One Hour Tonight in A flat". We also played a rag which he claimed was named after a rugby match: Fiji DefeatAs it happened, the music was a lot better than the announcements, which he admitted had been honed on years of public indifference. Singing in a pub one night, I asked if anyone had any requests. Some bight spark piped up, "Yes, 'Over the Hills and Far Away', as far away as possible!" Another joined in with "Do you know The Sound of Silence?" "Yes" I foolishly replied, he said "Well shut the *^%&*£>* up then."
Hardly a pun, but I once worked with a bandleader who announced "my personal request is To Be with You One Hour Tonight in A flat". We also played a rag which he claimed was named after a rugby match: Fiji DefeatAs it happened, the music was a lot better than the announcements, which he admitted had been honed on years of public indifference.
Quote from: demografx on 20/09/2013 21:59:00Fruity puns are ok.So long as they don't come in pears with afternoon tea. I do so hate two t frutti.
Quote from: Don_1 on 20/09/2013 22:05:09Quote from: demografx on 20/09/2013 21:59:00Fruity puns are ok.So long as they don't come in pears with afternoon tea. I do so hate two t frutti.If I must stand trial for an infraction of this rule, I hope I'm judged by a jury dhurrie of my pears.
Quote from: Don_1 on 20/09/2013 21:53:07Oh dear, not the fruit puns again....... Well I'd better get my helmet on if we're throwing fruit puns around again, of course its a pith helmet.Now, did I say 'pith helmet', or have I got a listhp?Fruity puns are ok.So are computer puns. "Buy an apple, take a byte out of it!"October is not a time for mintsing words, it's hard to know ware to begin and when to softly ware something nicer.
Oh dear, not the fruit puns again....... Well I'd better get my helmet on if we're throwing fruit puns around again, of course its a pith helmet.Now, did I say 'pith helmet', or have I got a listhp?
I was going to respond to this post, but my mother got board with the subject.
...She has no interest in computers and says that laptops are too small for her to use.
She prefers something enormouse
...whereas us bing more modern like to go compaqt.
Quote from: demografx on 20/09/2013 22:30:57Quote from: Don_1 on 20/09/2013 22:05:09Quote from: demografx on 20/09/2013 21:59:00Fruity puns are ok.So long as they don't come in pears with afternoon tea. I do so hate two t frutti.If I must stand trial for an infraction of this rule, I hope I'm judged by a jury dhurrie of my pears.But of course, after all, you don't want the carpet pulled from under you.
When reserving your seat on an indian carpet with all your friends, always call centre, so as not to upset the equilibrahma.
Quote from: Don_1 on 23/09/2013 12:01:37I was going to respond to this post, but my mother got board with the subject. Instead, your mother should have gotten on board with the subject.Quote from: Don_1 on 23/09/2013 12:01:37...She has no interest in computers and says that laptops are too small for her to use. Perhaps The Big Tops (Circuses) are more appealing?//www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wby8PkgsFkQuote from: Don_1 on 23/09/2013 12:01:37She prefers something enormouseMouset you keep bringing that up?Quote from: Don_1 on 23/09/2013 12:01:37...whereas us bing more modern like to go compaqt.The dell you do!
If you covet your neighbour's computer, you may end up going to help!
Quote from: bizerl on 24/09/2013 05:26:23When reserving your seat on an indian carpet with all your friends, always call centre, so as not to upset the equilibrahma.I'm glad you cottoned on to that.
I have a covet on my bed. Or is that a duvet?