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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4440 on: 13/01/2016 10:54:37 »
Quote from: demografx on 13/01/2016 01:58:21

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me £15.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4441 on: 14/01/2016 14:45:04 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2016 10:54:37
Quote from: demografx on 13/01/2016 01:58:21

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me £15.

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?
http://www.hikespeak.com/trails/twin-peaks-mount-waterman/


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4442 on: 14/01/2016 15:08:26 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2016 00:44:23
Quote from: demografx on 12/01/2016 19:09:07

No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor?

No, I'm sure.

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4443 on: 14/01/2016 15:26:58 »
Today, January 14, 2016 is:
Dress Up Your Pet Day




Doggone it, I hope you're paying attention.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4444 on: 14/01/2016 15:34:37 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 12/01/2016 12:04:38

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4445 on: 14/01/2016 18:43:25 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 15:34:37

You were right. He looks adrift.



Woman as pirate adrift in a sea of snow

Credit: Lori Andrews
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4446 on: 15/01/2016 01:44:06 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2016 00:44:23

chey Anne is a different matter altogether.


Don_1, Why do you mingle with people like Anne?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4447 on: 15/01/2016 15:03:12 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 14:45:04

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?


Yes, both of them.

You could say they are two-a-breast
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4448 on: 15/01/2016 15:07:48 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 15:08:26

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE


I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4449 on: 15/01/2016 15:12:34 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 15:34:37
Quote from: Don_1 on 12/01/2016 12:04:38

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.




Despite living on an arable farm, come sun or snow, plough, he wont once he's made himself comfortable.
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« Reply #4450 on: 15/01/2016 15:28:22 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 18:43:25

Woman as pirate adrift in a sea of snow


Credit: Lori Kenworth.

Dubious editing by Don_1

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4451 on: 15/01/2016 15:34:20 »
Quote from: demografx on 15/01/2016 01:44:06
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2016 00:44:23

chey Anne is a different matter altogether.


Don_1, Why do you mingle with people like Anne?

Wy? Oh mingling is a pastime of mine.

When I want to cal I phone ya.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4452 on: 15/01/2016 15:42:09 »
I've just realised Da kot ah bought is too short. The wife said it was while we were in the shop, but I just didn't listen to her and didn't bother to look in the mirror. If I had hark an' sas, I wouldn't have bought it.
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« Reply #4453 on: 15/01/2016 15:46:59 »
Oh hi! o, the state of those puns. I wouldn't blame you if U tar & feather me.
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« Reply #4454 on: 15/01/2016 15:58:13 »
I received an email telling me I had won that huge US $1.8 lottery, but the connect I cut as soon as I realised it was a wise con sent to fleece me.
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« Reply #4455 on: 15/01/2016 16:02:01 »
Oi! Flori, dah kettle's boiling.
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« Reply #4456 on: 15/01/2016 16:08:12 »
It was always said, somewhat discourteously, that The Bee Gees had a mass a chu setts.
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« Reply #4457 on: 15/01/2016 16:13:28 »
Oh yes! I'lliois you all with these puns. But don't be a Missouri guts. Enjoy them or ignore them.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4458 on: 15/01/2016 16:49:23 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 15:03:12
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 14:45:04

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?


Yes, both of them.

You could say they are two-a-breast

Don_1 says it breast:
Quote from: Don_1 on 11/01/2016 09:37:27
Phew, gee...


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4459 on: 16/01/2016 01:44:22 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 15:03:12

You could say they are two-a-breast




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