JimBob

JimBob · « **Reply #40 on:** 05/09/2010 16:41:54 »

Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me.

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
(Except for a very few who do actually care.)

chris · « **Reply #41 on:** 05/09/2010 16:42:21 »

Now Jim, just because you're in hospital with a serious, life-threatening condition doesn't give you any excuse to shirk your moderation and geology duties here...

Glad to hear that you are okay.

Chris

JimBob · « **Reply #42 on:** 05/09/2010 16:42:41 »

Quote from: JimBob on 05/09/2010 16:41:54

Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me!

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
(Except for a very few who do actually care.)

Variola · « **Reply #43 on:** 05/09/2010 17:28:22 »

Quote from: JimBob on 05/09/2010 16:41:54

Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me.

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
(Except for a very few who do actually care.)

Well at least you are on the right track.,,,but I have always said there is no help for your condition [

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Extras? I don't think I want to know what you have been asking those pretty nurses to do...!! [

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Make it Lady · « **Reply #44 on:** 05/09/2010 21:55:30 »

So JimBob, if you are awash with digestive juices, does that mean that you started to eat yourself? Sheesh! You Americans will eat anything. What is it like to be a self cannibal? Did you have Cianti and beans to go with yourself.
Anyway, all my Luffness and get welliness wishes.

JimBob · « **Reply #45 on:** 06/09/2010 16:03:43 »

Fava beans to be exact.

AND - Thank you for your well wishes, Shazza.

Pox, you DO know about extras. Consider your forum sig. "A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men" emphasis on "God's gift to men"

Update - now I am retaining fluid at a dangerous level. Result - may not leave today. GRRRRRRRRRR

Variola · « **Reply #46 on:** 06/09/2010 17:07:27 »

Quote from: JimBob on 06/09/2010 16:03:43

Fava beans to be exact.

AND - Thank you for your well wishes, Shazza.

Pox, you DO know about extras. Consider your forum sig. "A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men" emphasis on "God's gift to men"

Update - now I am retaining fluid at a dangerous level. Result - may not leave today. GRRRRRRRRRR

Are you trying to blame the size of your butt on fluid retention again??? Tut tut tut

I know it's grr but it is better they are erring on side of caution, you are better in there than at home, even if you are p1ss bored xxxx

peppercorn · « **Reply #47 on:** 06/09/2010 17:41:35 »

Quote from: JimBob on 06/09/2010 16:03:43

Fava beans to be exact.

With liver and nice chianti, by any chance? [:0]

Quote from: Variola on 06/09/2010 17:07:27

I know it's grr but it is better they are erring on side of caution, you are better in there than at home, even if you are p1ss bored xxxx

Still, at least you've got us lot to occasionally 'talk' to.... Ut O....
No, JimBob don't get too depressed - No one's going to make you talk to us! [

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Variola · « **Reply #48 on:** 06/09/2010 18:20:29 »

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Still, at least you've got us lot to occasionally 'talk' to.... Ut O....
No, JimBob don't get too depressed - No one's going to make you talk to us!

No but I have to talk to him!!! I am doing my community service for Help the Aged. Or in Jimbobs case Help the Aged and Baffled.

SeanB · « **Reply #49 on:** 06/09/2010 20:12:23 »

Consider yourselves lucky, here the Public Service doctors and staff are on strike ( for more money of course) so if you are sick and unable to afford private care you are pretty much fending for yourself.

neilep · « **Reply #50 on:** 06/09/2010 20:54:43 »

Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?

Geezer · « **Reply #51 on:** 06/09/2010 22:10:04 »

Quote from: neilep on 06/09/2010 20:54:43

Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=33708.msg321909#msg321909

or, if you need an update, you could always ask him [

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JimBob · « **Reply #52 on:** 06/09/2010 22:14:10 »

I DIDN'T

Geezer · « **Reply #53 on:** 06/09/2010 22:15:42 »

Quote from: JimBob on 06/09/2010 22:14:10

I DIDN'T

He said "how", not "who".

Make it Lady · « **Reply #54 on:** 06/09/2010 22:20:30 »

Well Jim, I've been drinking fluids (wine and G&T) at a dangerous level. Can I have the bed next to you? I'll be good. OOOH I'll be very good!

slamami · « **Reply #55 on:** 07/09/2010 04:36:03 »

god bless you JimBob.

neilep · « **Reply #56 on:** 07/09/2010 11:41:26 »

I see my 'tongue-in-cheek' flew right over ya !! [

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JimBob · « **Reply #57 on:** 07/09/2010 14:07:31 »

Neil, I was considering the tragic possibility that I would miss Shazza as she took up residence in the bed next to mine - or the on which I will vacate in just a few hours.

UPDATE:
We shall be getting sprung from this place but Our Corporeal Presence remains in a highly weakened condition. The Royal Chamberlain has, however, made provision for a "Home Health Service" that will attend Our Presence.

We will again hold court for the resolution of noble disputes only in a fortnight. All else will await Our leisure.

- H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas

neilep · « **Reply #58 on:** 07/09/2010 14:14:38 »

Bow down and display subservient servitude to the one Lord JimBob !

Hail JimBobus Caesar !

iko · « **Reply #59 on:** 07/09/2010 14:27:35 »

Good recover JimBobus magnificus!

BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!! [

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