[JimBob]

Leave it to Demo to find this ............   (sigh)

what are we going to do with these guys??

[SeanB]

I do like a nice bit of leg of mutton at times......


But it is very hard to blow up those sheep, you know where the nozzle is...........

I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube......

[demografx]

I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube......

No, Sean, you're thinking of the "Li'l Lonely Critters" vid, so stop trying to embarrass me!

[demografx]

Leave it to Demo to find this ............   (sigh)

what are we going to do with these guys??

Oh, c'mon, you crave all this and you know it!

[JimBob]

Crave? Nay, fiend perv.         We find this just craven!

Bestiality indeed, sir, IN-DEED!!!


Royal Infirmary Update:

Our Royal Highness is pleased to announce that His cardiologist has declared that the atrial fibrillation are under control with new medications. As no arrhythmia has been observed for this the fourth day, Our Presence shall no longer be required in this location. On Monday We shall remove such radiant presence for this place to a place of rehabilitation. This fine institution has a regal bearing, befitting our situation. It also possesses a salt water therapy pool, the most fitting place of recovery for our Royal Arthritis.   

A joyful but short arrival Mass of Thanksgiving will be celebrated on our arrival. We shall then be installed in our chambers and the tasks of recovery and building strength shall continue - all be it in a more comfortable setting.

We are tired. Begun before dawn and not wishing to awaken the scribe to whom so much was dictated late into the night, this has been set down by the King's own hand.

(OH the love for one's loyal subjects that leads to such devotion!)

[JimBob]

Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours.

_______________________

We keep all our loyal subjects informed of our regal movements, (including those of the bowels, if desired.)

[SeanB]

Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .

[demografx]

Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours.

_______________________

We keep all our loyal subjects informed of our regal movements, (including those of the bowels, if desired.)

VERY sorry, JimBob. You're right. It happened before with one of our friends here, as you know.

Touchy, touchy, touchy  []

I signed up for a Home Improvement Course from a matchbook that I still have from when I smoked ciggies 40 years ago.

Sigh.

[demografx]

Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .

Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? []

[Don_1]

Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .

Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? []

Allow me to enlighten you:

Though I dare to say = He dared, he dared!

Royal Chamberlain = Person attending to the needs of a Royal whilst in the chamber.

this particular Lord = Jimus O'Bobus

More likely a shared one = As Royal Chamberlain above, but responsible for the needs of 2 or more royals.

take a rework from antiquity = Counterfeit.

spam = Special produced American meat.

profanity filters = System devised to obviate the use of f****** swear words.

surely = Don't keep calling me Shirley.

unwarranted matter = Crap.

odourous = Smelly feet.

otherwise = Not smelly feet.

anybody = Undefined person.

Should be as clear as mud now, no, don't thank me, it was a pleasure.

[JimBob]

Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient.  The latest reference I  have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.

[imatfaal]

There is also the mad poo-lady on channel four's "you are what you eat" but hopefully one of the few benefits of a hospital bed in texas is being able to avoid crappy (quite literally) uk television. 

[Geezer]

What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.

[Don_1]

What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.

Its not well paid, just turdy poo pounds per day.

[demografx]

Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient.  The latest reference I  have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.

Now I'm REALLY looking forward to my next medical leeching session!!

[demografx]

[Don_1]

While 'leaching' was popular among the ancient physicians, today it appears to be the preserve of bankers and politicians.

[JimBob]

HI ALL


NOT GOOD NEWS

About to leave Monday and began throwing up. Same scenario - tube in nose, large morphine for pain, pancreas bleeding internally. Most likely from all of blood thinners given when atrial fibrillation required them.

Another  week?

[Geezer]

Serious expletive deleted!

Just take your time and they'll get it sorted out.

[demografx]

Hang in there, JimBob.

Best wishes!