[JimBob]

... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

[JimBob]

Daily Report on the State of the High King's Health:

A delegation of Learned Physicians of the al-Galen Madrasa of the Muslim Caliphate of Cordoba, Mexico arrived today at our Royal Residence in West Lake Hills Palace of the High King to route the shoddy body of rif-raf, quacks and those that need only a CLAIM under present (and soon-to-change codices of the realm) to practice as a physicians or surgeon could do so without hindrance.
 
We were not well pleased to find the disparity. The very learned gentelman from the south have readily produced a promise of release, baring complications, within a week to a rehabilitation  facility or full care home nurse while strength is built. Hale but weak, We will prevail!

[Karen W.]

Hang in there, JimBob.

Best wishes!

Jimminny Christmas Jimbob Youre pulling a "Karen"! Please get well soon.

[Variola]

Daily Report on the State of the High King's Health:

A delegation of Learned Physicians of the al-Galen Madrasa of the Muslim Caliphate of Cordoba, Mexico arrived today at our Royal Residence in West Lake Hills Palace of the High King to route the shoddy body of rif-raf, quacks and those that need only a CLAIM under present (and soon-to-change codices of the realm) to practice as a physicians or surgeon could do so without hindrance.
 
We were not well pleased to find the disparity. The very learned gentelman from the south have readily produced a promise of release, baring complications, within a week to a rehabilitation  facility or full care home nurse while strength is built. Hale but weak, We will prevail!

You won't like me for saying this, but I am quite glad they are keeping there another week, at least there they can monitor you properly and respond to any complications. I know you are bored witless and fed up of being treated as a diagnosis rather than a person, but after so long of your symptoms being ignored, it is better they err on the side of caution.



As for strength back, it takes a lot to wear those horrendous trousers of yours, so make sure you are well recovered before stepping out of your pyjamas  []

[yor_on]

Get well JB.

You meek little thing you

[demografx]

... Some of us will pee on [SheepyNeil] from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

True, top of the pub stool is more likely, but the view shown here represents Geezer's great pee-height ambition. From this lofty height. Trouble is, how does Geezer convince SheepyNeil to sit patiently and directly below?

[Geezer]

... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

Look buster, if you don't get your shehit together soon, I'm going to drive down there and give you the full Monty in my kilt while standing on a bar stool.

[JimBob]

... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

Look buster, if you don't get your shehit together soon, I'm going to drive down there and give you the full Monty in my kilt while standing on a bar stool.

AH! What a good idea! - A new Jester. Please attend us at once. Our Dwarf is weary and has grown stale in his wit. But the length of your life depends on the quality of your Humor. Being moderately gifted mentallly, you may not end poorly.

UPDATE:

If all goes well, We shall be removed to the place of rehabilitation Friday for strengthening of this frail mortal shroud. We are progressing much better than expected.

[demografx]

Being moderately gifted mentally, you may not end poorly.

Oh, so THAT'S why he's a moderator.....

[JimBob]

URGENT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!

HERALD, SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND SAG-HORNS!!

OUR LIEGE SALLIES FORTH ON THE MORROW IN FULL RETINUE TO AN UPGRADED HEALTH FACILITY.  WE REJOICE IN THIS BEGINNING ROAD OF HIS RETURN TO HEALTH.

CELEBRATE YE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!

[peppercorn]

Nice one JimBob! Celebrations underway, my leige  []

[Geezer]

I shall assemble the Royal Spear Chuckers and Sedan Chair Schleppers.

[demografx]

URGENT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!

HERALD, SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND SAG-HORNS!!

OUR LIEGE SALLIES FORTH ON THE MORROW IN FULL RETINUE TO AN UPGRADED HEALTH FACILITY.  WE REJOICE IN THIS BEGINNING ROAD OF HIS RETURN TO HEALTH.

CELEBRATE YE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!

[Don_1]

Your loyal subjects await you Sire.


Unfortunately, some of the disloyal ones have turned up too



OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

[demografx]

Excellent, Don!


                             

[JimBob]

We can do better than that, Duke Don.

5 at once - WITH BLOOD!!!

[Geezer]

We can do better than that, Duke Don.

5 at once - WITH BLOOD!!!

King JimBo must be a descendant of Louis Says, and he's out for revenge.

[Don_1]

Well, they were caught with their pants down.

[yor_on]

So now we have to be on our watch again huh?
No more 'free thinking' is it?

A guillotine instead huh.

Hah.

"They seek him here, they seek him there..etc"

Good on you JB
We're much in need of some stringent moderation.

Geezer is far too benevolent a ruler

[JimBob]

Benevolent?

Nay, Good You-On - a lax Regent he be. Tax collections, floggings, Hanging-drawing-&-quarterings - all have ceased. Dungeon masters and torturers are on strike (a fact I did not know about until today) and the stocks are only half full.

WE ARE VEXED AND DISPLEASED!

The situation will change as we recover.

GEEZER - THE WHIP! THE WHIP! USE THE WHIP!




UPDATE on condition:

Although ravaged by continuing pain and lack of energy, the Corpus Real is gaining in strength at a surprisingly fast rate. Almost ready to have the Royal wench - er, nurse - pay Us a visit.

(Please, We know this last is a sexist, objectifying remark. We also are writing FARCE here, people!!! Please submit any complaints to the moderator - Geezer the Laxitive)