[sehgalshreya (OP)]

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[alancalverd]

Ford stopped producing the cute and curvaceous Escort in Europe in 2004. Pleased to know that Hyderabad is now running with it - they have a good reputation for classic bodies with modern, rugged underparts.

I particularly like the idea of two Escorts combining business with pleasure. I could really enjoy a small, lively pickup that can accommodate my equipment and a dog, plus a foursome for occasional weekends. 

[Colin2B]

I could really enjoy a small, lively pickup that can accommodate my equipment and a dog, plus a foursome for occasional weekends. 

You might find yourself on a Hyderabading to nothing, but try not to take it lying down.

[Petrochemicals]

I need an escort to the annual vegetable show in Fulchester, so if you can make it you'd be doing me a great favour.

[Colin2B]

I need an escort to the annual vegetable show in Fulchester, so if you can make it you'd be doing me a great favour.

Is this leading to a joke about displaying a certain type of vegetable?

[Bored chemist]

Can we merge this thread with one of the others about the big bang?

[Petrochemicals]

I need an escort to the annual vegetable show in Fulchester, so if you can make it you'd be doing me a great favour.

Is this leading to a joke about displaying a certain type of vegetable?

looks like it just did

[Colin2B]

Is this leading to a joke about displaying a certain type of vegetable?

looks like it just did

It’s worse than you thought. This

Can we merge this thread with one of the others about the big bang?

Could be taken as a double, double entendre.
Of course, he could have suggested the thread asking about multiple big bangs. The mind boggles.

[alancalverd]

Of course, he could have suggested the thread asking about multiple big bangs.

Is that the one about two strokes? Noisy, messy, and great fun if properly lubricated.

[Colin2B]

Is that the one about two strokes? Noisy, messy, and great fun if properly lubricated.

That might be true, but I don’t think ‘Girl on a Motorcycle’ would have got much press if it was on a 50cc 2 stroke!

[Petrochemicals]

I need an escort to the annual vegetable show in Fulchester, so if you can make it you'd be doing me a great favour.

Is this leading to a joke about displaying a certain type of vegetable?

I think she may have been hoping for the show in  Ramsbottom , she must like a giant marrow.

[chris]

I notice that Ford went through a phase of naming their vehicles after saucy magazines: Escort, Sierra, Fiesta. I was really looking forward to driving away in my new Ford Swank, but then they abruptly changed direction and launched the Mondeo. So I bought a Mitsubishi Pajero instead (Spanish readers will understand that one).

[Colin2B]

So I bought a Mitsubishi Pajero instead (Spanish readers will understand that one).

Don’t comprehend! What does Mitsubishi mean in Spanish?

[chris]

Ha Ha - it's "pajero" that's the off the cuff comment

[Bored chemist]

The least rude translation I could find was "Itinerant straw seller." which looks like a bad anagram.

[alancalverd]

I hope it sold better than the Vauxhall Nova in the Hispanophone world.

Meanwhile, spanishdict.com says:

el pajero, la pajera(pah-heh-roh)
MASCULINE OR FEMININE NOUN
1. (vulgar) (person who masturbates)

so thanks for the heads-up!

[Colin2B]

Ha Ha - it's "pajero" that's the off the cuff comment

It might have been appropriate if they had used that famous rotary engine   

[Petrochemicals]

Ha Ha - it's "pajero" that's the off the cuff comment

It might have been appropriate if they had used that famous rotary engine   

Why are you not the MD of ford colin ? One can but imagine the cars we missed and the following advertising campaigns. Id have bought one.

[Petrochemicals]

I also see that we have a new array of tags as well , Chris must have too much time on his hands.