[ElsaDell (OP)]

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[Colin2B]

boppity boppity time.

Is that a medical term?

Great stuff this spam. So, do you eat it or just smear it all over??

[gem]

Hi all

boppity boppity time.

Is that a medical term?

Great stuff this spam. So, do you eat it or just smear it all over??

I believe the culinary experts would recommend it as an aid for battering 
just before you deep fat fry it

Spam fritters for everybody.
wonder if they do a mars bar version ?

[chris]

"aid for battering" - brilliant...

[Colin2B]

Spam fritters for everybody.
wonder if they do a mars bar version ?

Wow, takes me back to childhood, spam fritters for lunch.
Not sure about tinned Mars bar though  😱