[MayoFlyFarmer]

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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[Exodus (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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[tweener]

I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. []

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[MayoFlyFarmer]

I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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[MissMontana]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   []

[MayoFlyFarmer]

in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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[MissMontana]

apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity

[MayoFlyFarmer]

Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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[tweener]

Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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[toroughguy]

Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

T.O.roughGuy

So let it be written... so let it be done.

[Exodus (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by toroughguy

Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

T.O.roughGuy

So let it be written... so let it be done.

keep telling everyone that... it might get prescribed on the NHS!

[neilep]

If it does beCUM available on the NHS...I don't mind being farmed !! (errrr...that's dependent on the method of extraction of course !!)

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

[Donnah]

Well Neil, if it's the same as bulls, they stuff a vibrating probe up your butt and turn a dial up and down until you bellow and fill the test tube while the people in the room laugh.  Sound good?

[Exodus (OP)]

I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!

[qpan]

quote:Originally posted by Exodus

I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!

Speaking from experience or just guessing? [:p]

"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it."
-Edgar Allan Poe

[OmnipotentOne]

BLASPHEMY!!

To see a world in a grain of sand.

[MayoFlyFarmer]

quote:Originally posted by toroughguy


It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST.  
I feel like such a nerd writing this!

p.s.  I don't select against any for of....uh..... nevermind....

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[tweener]

Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  []

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[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by tweener

Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  []

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I volunteer []

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

[MayoFlyFarmer]

Ok, we'll lock you and tweener in a lab togther and you two can study this.... together..... all you want []

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!