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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #40 on: 01/04/2004 07:02:56 »
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #41 on: 01/04/2004 12:52:53 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #42 on: 01/04/2004 16:14:42 »
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. [:(]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #43 on: 01/04/2004 19:32:43 »
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #44 on: 01/04/2004 22:25:18 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   [;)]
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #45 on: 01/04/2004 22:35:57 »
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #46 on: 02/04/2004 23:26:45 »
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #47 on: 03/04/2004 00:44:18 »
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #48 on: 05/04/2004 04:07:31 »
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #49 on: 29/05/2004 16:25:28 »
Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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« Reply #50 on: 02/07/2004 06:52:10 »
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Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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keep telling everyone that... it might get prescribed on the NHS!
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #51 on: 02/07/2004 18:00:18 »
If it does beCUM available on the NHS...I don't mind being farmed !! (errrr...that's dependent on the method of extraction of course !!)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #52 on: 15/08/2004 23:41:16 »
Well Neil, if it's the same as bulls, they stuff a vibrating probe up your butt and turn a dial up and down until you bellow and fill the test tube while the people in the room laugh.  Sound good?
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #53 on: 17/08/2004 22:17:04 »
I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #54 on: 17/08/2004 22:32:31 »
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I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!



Speaking from experience or just guessing? [:p]

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« Reply #55 on: 21/08/2004 17:05:27 »
BLASPHEMY!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #56 on: 22/09/2004 01:09:16 »
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It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).





I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST.  
I feel like such a nerd writing this!

p.s.  I don't select against any for of....uh..... nevermind....

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« Reply #57 on: 22/09/2004 03:35:55 »
Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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« Reply #58 on: 22/09/2004 11:03:04 »
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Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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« Reply #59 on: 22/09/2004 17:10:35 »
Ok, we'll lock you and tweener in a lab togther and you two can study this.... together..... all you want [:D]

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