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« on: 13/04/2003 23:53:06 »
I've heard that consuming things such as pineapple and lemon can improve the taste of semen whereas products such as coffee, alcohol and dairy products make it less pallatable... Is there any truth in this?


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« Reply #1 on: 17/04/2003 04:51:18 »
How on earth could you conduct a scientific study on this?
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« Reply #2 on: 17/04/2003 12:06:55 »
You often read this claim, mostly in womens' magazines, that you can subtly influence the flavour of semen by eating different things. I honestly don't agree. My own feeling is that since urine and semen pass along the same tube, depending upon how recently the guy passed urine, and how concentrated it was, the flavour of the semen may be tainted by the residual urine. If the guy has been drinking a lot of fluids and the urine is very dilute then it will be less strongly flavoured and hence alter the flavour of the semen less. Dark, highly concentrated urine, on the other hand, will be strong tasting (I contend, I've not tried it !) and hence alter the flavour a lot. I'm sure that this has more to do with the 'taste' of what men produce, than what they eat. Please correct me if you know better, but as Donnah says, how are you going to do a scientific study ?

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« Reply #3 on: 17/04/2003 23:43:07 »
oh well, me and my fellow male housemates drink pineapple juice by the carton to keep tasting good... If you are a diabetic does this mean you'll have sweeter semen? [;)]

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« Reply #4 on: 18/04/2003 12:36:46 »
You really should get some girls over to your house matey rather than drink each others 'products' all day. Then you wouldn't need pineapple juice ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 24/06/2003 16:51:13 »
[V]you could do it but you would need to find people/animals to join in.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 24/06/2003 18:54:12 »
Animals?

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« Reply #7 on: 27/06/2003 04:52:06 »
every scientific endeavor has a goal at the end...so what is your purpose for such? (I am already amused by this topic)
 

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« Reply #8 on: 27/06/2003 21:50:59 »
B-a-a-a-a!
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« Reply #9 on: 29/08/2003 03:23:18 »
If you have a problem with the taste, try rinsing your mouth out with a strong mouth wash before having an opportunity to ...well...taste it. The mouth wash should over power the other sensation. I really can not believe I had occasion to type that.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 30/08/2003 03:52:05 »
But did you have the occasion to test it for yourself?  How did you happen to come across this tidbit of information?  I can hardly imagine a semen taste test anywhere.  Don't tell me -- you read it somewhere.  I don't want to know where, either.

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« Reply #11 on: 30/08/2003 05:32:36 »
Rest easy Bezoar, I didn't read it anywhere, I heard it on a T.V. show! Hmmm I guess that is not much different eh? I heard it, I passed the info along...I plead the fifth on everything else!<smile>
 

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« Reply #12 on: 30/08/2003 07:28:27 »
I've READ that the more exposure to this, the more tolerable it becomes. Like an aquired taste thing. I wrote it down and then read it. I believe everything I read. So, spread the word. And please, tell my girlfriend.

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« Reply #13 on: 30/08/2003 08:20:11 »
You blokes should stop reading your girlfriends Cosmopolitan magazines. They only print those articles to tease you. Hehehehehehehe

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« Reply #14 on: 31/08/2003 00:03:35 »
Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!
 

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« Reply #15 on: 31/08/2003 05:16:54 »
Hahahahaha....I love that. I'll be telling that one. Thanks.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 01/09/2003 00:32:40 »
You beat me to it. I was going to say that a bunch of flowers seems to improve the flavour no end...

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« Reply #17 on: 01/09/2003 03:28:40 »
A new car makes a dramatic difference.

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« Reply #18 on: 03/09/2003 15:35:30 »
Ha ha ha!!!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: 04/03/2004 10:52:06 »
Don't ask me.......http://www.semenex.com/home.html

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« Reply #20 on: 05/03/2004 01:27:27 »
What?  No more jewelry?
 

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« Reply #21 on: 05/03/2004 19:09:01 »
Honestly !!!...the trouble us blokes go to, to woo you with fine flavoured natural goods !!!..and you want a pair of ear rings too !!.....or dare I say....a necklace ?.....[:I][:I][:I][:I]

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« Reply #22 on: 06/03/2004 06:26:46 »
That's a good start.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 07/03/2004 23:06:58 »
Let's see, the necklace can hang from the rear-view mirror and.....

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« Reply #24 on: 10/03/2004 22:08:10 »
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Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!



When I read that I couldn't work out how a prince Albert would help the situation  lol
 

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« Reply #25 on: 21/03/2004 05:43:08 »
I was in the same situation as montana...glad I'm not the only one that dense!!!


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« Reply #26 on: 21/03/2004 05:47:27 »
Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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« Reply #27 on: 31/03/2004 22:29:07 »
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 01/04/2004 01:43:08 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

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« Reply #29 on: 01/04/2004 07:02:56 »
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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« Reply #30 on: 01/04/2004 12:52:53 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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« Reply #31 on: 01/04/2004 16:14:42 »
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. [:(]

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« Reply #32 on: 01/04/2004 19:32:43 »
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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« Reply #33 on: 01/04/2004 22:25:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   [;)]
 

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« Reply #34 on: 01/04/2004 22:35:57 »
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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« Reply #35 on: 02/04/2004 23:26:45 »
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
 

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« Reply #36 on: 03/04/2004 00:44:18 »
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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« Reply #37 on: 05/04/2004 04:07:31 »
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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« Reply #38 on: 31/03/2004 22:29:07 »
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 01/04/2004 01:43:08 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

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« Reply #40 on: 01/04/2004 07:02:56 »
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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« Reply #41 on: 01/04/2004 12:52:53 »
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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« Reply #42 on: 01/04/2004 16:14:42 »
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. [:(]

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« Reply #43 on: 01/04/2004 19:32:43 »
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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« Reply #44 on: 01/04/2004 22:25:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   [;)]
 

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« Reply #45 on: 01/04/2004 22:35:57 »
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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« Reply #46 on: 02/04/2004 23:26:45 »
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
 

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« Reply #47 on: 03/04/2004 00:44:18 »
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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« Reply #48 on: 05/04/2004 04:07:31 »
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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« Reply #49 on: 29/05/2004 16:25:28 »
Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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