improving the taste of semen...

neilep · « **Reply #60 on:** 22/09/2004 17:47:39 »

errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

tweener · « **Reply #61 on:** 28/09/2004 04:29:06 »

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Originally posted by neilep

errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Definitely scrap that idea!

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

MayoFlyFarmer · « **Reply #62 on:** 28/09/2004 06:36:14 »

did you plan to add something to that tweener??? or just love echos that much??? [8D]

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!

tweener · « **Reply #63 on:** 28/09/2004 21:43:58 »

I did add something to that. I don't know where it went though. Basically I was saying "Definitely scrap that idea!"

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

gsmollin · « **Reply #64 on:** 30/09/2004 13:32:34 »

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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer
...I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view. Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST....

Au contrair MFF. A female who is skilled in the art of pleasing her man with oral culture is a female indeed! She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.

MayoFlyFarmer · « **Reply #65 on:** 30/09/2004 15:04:19 »

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Originally posted by gsmollin

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She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.

I don't know too many women who WANT to reproduce to tehir heart's conent.
But that is a good point.
The only problem I see with it is that we're going in circles, we started with the men evolving to have better tasting semen so that the women would mate with them. Now its the women wanting the men to mate with them. I dunno..... its too early in the morning for me. I'll think about it after I've had some coffee and played with my flies.

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!

gsmollin · « **Reply #66 on:** 30/09/2004 18:18:36 »

Well, this thread has gone in several circles already. But to get back to the original question: How to improve oneself. I can only offer a "don't" for this. Many years ago, a lady-friend would tell me when I had been drinking beer. As a college student, I did do that, frequently. She claimed it made me taste bitter. I suppose it may have been the hops. At any rate, being anxious to, err, taste non-bitter, I gave up beer on date-days, which was a sacrifice, I must admit. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

roberth · « **Reply #67 on:** 30/09/2004 23:50:44 »

C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.

neilep · « **Reply #68 on:** 01/10/2004 08:55:32 »

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Originally posted by roberth

C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.

I suppose we could always sterilise this thread [

]...actually, that just got me thinking....and please excuse my ignorance here, but when a blokey has a vasectomy, he does still err..'cum' doesn't he ?...so , what has the vasectomy done to his little tads ?......

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

tweener · « **Reply #69 on:** 01/10/2004 15:34:39 »

Neil, rest assured that a vasectomy doesn't change anything noticeable. Just the little swimmers can't get out of their nest to cause trouble, and they only make up about 1% of the total volume.

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

bezoar · « **Reply #70 on:** 08/10/2004 01:00:44 »

I cannot believe that for as long as I've been gone, this thread is still active. You guys never quit.

Exodus · « **Reply #71 on:** 09/10/2004 10:44:35 »

well they say its something thats always on a guys mind (not vasectomies however)...

neilep · « **Reply #72 on:** 09/10/2004 18:21:46 »

For some reason I tend to start losing my sight when I visit this thread and my palms become hirsute !!

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Exodus · « **Reply #73 on:** 13/10/2004 22:58:15 »

i found this picture of a mans brain...

gsmollin · « **Reply #74 on:** 14/10/2004 23:03:00 »

Exodus, that's freaking awesome! I love it! Where did you get it?

bezoar · « **Reply #75 on:** 15/10/2004 00:45:42 »

You guys are too much. I notice this is posted under science TRIVIA. But that is really an awesome pic. I almost went through it too fast and missed the vibrations.

neilep · « **Reply #76 on:** 15/10/2004 02:21:51 »

Excellent Picture Rich !!...now...can I have my brain back please ?

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Donnah · « **Reply #77 on:** 16/10/2004 22:27:40 »

And which head did you say that picture was from?

sara_scotland · « **Reply #78 on:** 05/01/2005 08:51:10 »

I heard someplace (prob in another of those girly mags) that curry makes cum taste worse, and strawberries make it taste better, never put it to the taste test though.

But if you really kinda think bout it, the bitter taste buds are supposedly at the back of the tounge, and where does most of the "stuff" land? Maybe that accounts for the bitter taste.

For all men who want to select for this in woman should return the favour and learn to breathe through their ears!!!!

Sara

Is all we see or seem, just a dream within a dream?

l_kryptonite · « **Reply #79 on:** 14/04/2005 07:41:38 »

Oh dear, my virgin post and I have to admit that I swallow?[

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Firstly, an apology to those who have been praying for the demise of this thread.

Secondly, the facts.
The tast of semen can definitely be altered. I can pick an occaisional cigar smoker from a non smoker and I refuse to even kiss a regular, let alone sample anything else.
Regular vices remain in your system for extended periods. Don't be fooled into thinking that a regular beer drinker can give up his usual on a date night. It doesn't work that way. If you really want to remove a regular contaminant like caffeine, beer or smokes, allow around 6 weeks.
Yes, your meals on the day have an effect too, though it is usually subtle.
To the person who suggested strong mouthwash...make very sure your partner is not sensitive. That much alcohol and mint can put a guy through the roof!
If anyone has experimented since this thread kicked off I'd love to hear the results. I'm searching for proven alternatives.

improving the taste of semen...

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