Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #1320 on:** 22/03/2011 21:49:22 »

Daveman! Welcome to punning! Be extra-nice to Donnah, though, I can barely restrain her from unleashing The Power Of Rae <shudder> if you pun too badly!

Uh-oh, now I'm outnumbered! 2 Canadians: 1 Californian!!

Quote from: daveman on 22/03/2011 20:58:20

Ire illied own tunders tand thi splayonwards tuff!

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daveman · « **Reply #1321 on:** 22/03/2011 22:08:07 »

Quote from: demografx on 22/03/2011 21:49:22

Daveman! Welcome to punning! Be extra-nice to Donnah, though, I can barely restrain her from unleashing The Power Of Rae <shudder> if you pun too badly!

She's liable to smack you with a leash if she catches you restraining her barely.

demografx · « **Reply #1322 on:** 22/03/2011 22:13:23 »

OK, then...restraining her...clothely!

(thorry for the lithp)

daveman · « **Reply #1323 on:** 22/03/2011 23:02:03 »

But don't get too clothes!

Donnah · « **Reply #1324 on:** 23/03/2011 02:16:25 »

With lines like that you might get hung out to dry. Especially after WASH week.

Hey, Canadian daveman, if we smoosh (another female technical term) your nationality and your name into one word it would be Caveman. What are you doing in Chile, spelunking? And is it warm in Chile?

I wonder what the demografx are for his website? How many Geezers, old_bobs, JimBobs, Bored chemists, and Don-1abies?

demografx · « **Reply #1325 on:** 23/03/2011 03:43:03 »

Quote from: Donnah on 23/03/2011 02:16:25

Hey, Canadian daveman, if we smoosh (another female technical term) your nationality and your name into one word it would be Caveman. What are you doing in Chile, spelunking? And is it warm in Chile?

I got an A+ in Spelunking (and Granmar!), but in my college daze I done even bretter, masturing awl kindsa sdubjects!

demografx · « **Reply #1326 on:** 23/03/2011 06:09:59 »

Quote from: Donnah on 23/03/2011 02:16:25

With lines like that you might get hung out to dry. Especially after WASH week.

NOW I understand what they mean about the wash and dry cycle.

And without a spin put on it!

daveman · « **Reply #1327 on:** 23/03/2011 12:30:54 »

Quote from: demografx on 23/03/2011 05:56:03

Donnah, I hope you saw my message!

Then it would look like this:

Donnah I hope .y.,
,.o.u saw my message

Donnah · « **Reply #1328 on:** 23/03/2011 14:02:55 »

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh. At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point. In beer ads why do they show so many boobs? They're selling beer, not milk.

daveman · « **Reply #1329 on:** 23/03/2011 14:32:10 »

I guess it makes us thirsty eh!

demografx · « **Reply #1330 on:** 23/03/2011 15:19:36 »

The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob

daveman · « **Reply #1331 on:** 23/03/2011 16:26:31 »

Quote from: demografx on 23/03/2011 15:19:36

The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob

No, no, I didn't go there, not at all.... but somehow I'm not thirsty anymore!

demografx · « **Reply #1332 on:** 23/03/2011 16:34:21 »

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daveman · « **Reply #1333 on:** 23/03/2011 18:34:49 »

Why is it that the feet smell and the nose runs?

daveman · « **Reply #1334 on:** 23/03/2011 18:41:59 »

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!

daveman · « **Reply #1335 on:** 23/03/2011 18:45:03 »

When my wife complained that the coffee tasted like mud I had to tell her

"Well what do you expect! It was ground just a few minutes ago!"

daveman · « **Reply #1336 on:** 23/03/2011 18:50:52 »

What can be done with these words?

Vial, glasses, ash, cloak?

daveman · « **Reply #1337 on:** 23/03/2011 19:19:24 »

Let's seee..

Please don't put the cloak bottles in the ash can, when the glasses wet it makes a vial smell!

demografx · « **Reply #1338 on:** 23/03/2011 19:56:43 »

Quote from: daveman on 23/03/2011 18:41:59

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!

I demand partial attribution, Dave!

Quote from: demografx on 20/12/2010 23:25:21

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

demografx · « **Reply #1339 on:** 23/03/2011 20:02:13 »

Quote from: Donnah on 23/03/2011 14:02:55

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh. At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point. In beer ads why do they show so many boobs? They're selling beer, not milk.

Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.

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