[demografx (OP)]

We talked about this post directly above,  Don, but frankly, I'm shocked that you would publish it!

Well my younger son just graduated college, so I'm glad he didn't get any 'ink' (inkompletes ) on any of his courses .

He had way too many papers to write!

[demografx (OP)]

So you like ballet also also (too too)!
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Oh, tut, Tut, King Don, we all know you just want an excuse to play golf on election day and cast an absent-tee ballot.

[Don_1]

You may tut most of all, but as pharaohs I'm concerned, it was a valid reason. I don't want to ram esees down your throat, but I nefer tiree of a quick round, aN ile always take the opportunity agmemnon and agmemnon. I's is just that way inclined and am set in my ways. So far as I see it, it's them hor us and they tend to takelot for granted.

Ku fuh or anyone else ptolemy where I can fit Cleopatra into this? I would be hapy to learn hat or anything else.

Ooo look, 'er indoors has made coffee, she's a bit of a nut you know, but I thank her anyway. "Ptah very much, now shu." I wish she would become a nun.

Now I must take my leave of you becosiris going to get my head around anubisness I thoth I would start, or I'll nefer get it off the ground. Oh, and before you ask, no, its not a pyramid scam.

[Don_1]

I've just sold one of my paintings. "HorRah", the buyer shouted, "that's the bast I've ever seen."
They have now asked me if ah kan arten their drab walls.


I knew my punability wouldn't desert me.

[demografx (OP)]

Personally, Don, I think you're in de Nile.

It's only yourself who is getting e-gypped (on the Internet)

You know, hiS AND "her" towels don't fit here, but the S AND does!

[Donnah]

Cleo patranized the woman in the science forum when she said "Cam el of you to my comedy show and learn how it's done because your humor sphinx: all exscept 'ers."

[demografx (OP)]

Yes, Donnah, Cleo's patronizing reminds me of the time soon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt, when he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot!

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

Cinco de Mayo is celebrated on May 5.

So was yesterday Cinco de Julio?

[demografx (OP)]

Oh, tut, Tut, King Don...

You may tut most of all...

At least we have Tut in khommon.

[Don_1]

Oh, tut, Tut, King Don...

You may tut most of all...

At least we have Tut in khommon.

I like that one from you tomb me.

I am quite surprised that Geezer (GIZA) hasn't had his two sheckles worth here yet. Me sphynx he must be all out of puns.

When Egypt built the dam across the Nile, they came up with the name for it when an onlooker said, "Cor! Aswan 'ell of a dam".

[demografx (OP)]

Is this another Egyptian Riddle from Don? If I can't figure it out, it ruins my day!

So to feel better, I watch reruns of Dynasty on TV.

Or visit the Empire State Building in NYC.

But I don't have the Luxory of just wandering aimlessly in the desert year after year...

[Airthumbs]

I don't know all these Yangt zey think it's all about the Egytptians! One might think, Qin Hi Huang for saying that, Zhou bet!

Im perialously close to someone trying to sui me!  People might, i bet, take this to heart. In a way I undertangd  []

Hand on heart were I not joking I WuHud feel the same....  []

[demografx (OP)]

You must know my friend Won Hung Lo, he's a little embarrassed about his physique...

[demografx (OP)]

Oh, tut, Tut, King Don...

You may tut most of all...

At least we have Tut in khommon.

I like that one from you tomb me.

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[Don_1]

When I went to our local Chinese restaurant, I said I would have soup for a starter.
"Won Ton?" Asked the waiter. I retorted, "A small bowl will be quite sufficient."

[Airthumbs]

At least you didn't ask for a superbowl!  []

[demografx (OP)]

When I went to our local Chinese restaurant, I said I would have soup for a starter.
"Won Ton?" Asked the waiter. I retorted, "A small bowl will be quite sufficient."

I once took alphabet won ton (small bowl was insufficient) soup with me on vacation.

I packed it in my upper case.

[Don_1]

Well, that's just the type of person you are. Were you all keyed up when you eat it?

[demografx (OP)]

Yes. Yes I was, because I like it sooooo much: yes, I'm very font of alphabet soup.

But I'm a good type. Like Gutenberg. He was a good type, even when pressed.