[demografx (OP)]

My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it, just the name of the quality control person, Yoo Soon Digh.

[Don_1]

Elizabethan Serenade
Atlantis
Stranger on the Shore
Jessica

Don't mind me, I'm just practising telling fortunes.

[Don_1]

one
two
three
four

Ah! Now those fortunes take the biscuit.

[demografx (OP)]

Unfortunately, Don, my glycemic index went through the roof just lusting over LOOKING at those vids!

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???

[Don_1]

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???

Strange you should ask, I have been accused of lurking around in them!!!

[demografx (OP)]

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???

Strange you should ask, I have been accused of lurking around in them!!!

Similarly, when I stepped out into the dusk with my wife edit - and two kids,  I had a sudden four-shadowing.

[demografx (OP)]

Today is

Pi Day
a/k/a
Pi Approximation Day
http://www.surfnetkids.com/pi_day.htm

So feel free to throw a pie in Don's (or my) face!  []

[Don_1]

Me an d the wife were going to jet off because we were being harrised into covering the debt of a welcher. A bank was hankering after our money. In our hurry to get away, I bumped into a Frenchman, sending his wine off in all directions. “Mar vin” he cried as he rubbed his scratched and bruced shoulder and noticed his clothing was dripping in the spilt wine from shoulder to knee. I said “You’d still be dri if ter bottles hadn’t broken.”


For the benefit of anyone sad enough to be wondering what I on about here, get a life!
The Shadows (originally The Drifters) original line-up:-
Hank Marvin – Lead guitar
Bruce Welch – Rhythm guitar
Jet Harris – Bass guitar
Tony Meehan – Drums

[Don_1]

Today is

Pi Day


So feel free to throw a pie in Don's (or my) face!  []

WHOOPIE Toss your comestibles down my cake-hole

[demografx (OP)]

The Drifters??? Why didn't you SAY that?

I simply didn't get your drift!

[Don_1]

I simply didn't get your drift!

Strange, of all people, I thought you wood!

[demografx (OP)]

Oh I wood have drifted there eventually!

Just like a drifter cat that wood never give up, I wood have hardily purred severe!

[demografx (OP)]

And tomorrow, Saturday, July 23, 2011 is:

Hot Enough For Ya Day







Its hot! Its sticky! And its still hot! Its so hot you can even fry an egg on the street!

So when you’re out and about tomorrow – what do you think we’ll be saying when greeting someone? Go ahead. You know you want to say it!

Is it Hot enough for ya? (OY!)

[demografx (OP)]

It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.

[grizelda]

You guys are all invited to our new reality show to find the world's ugliest person. If you're all voted off, at least we'll know we left no crone unspurned.

[Don_1]

Grizelda was asked by la Sûreté to formerly identify the body of whom they believed to be Quasimodo. When she looked at the body she said, "Well, I'm not to sure, but the face rings a bell."

[demografx (OP)]

You guys are all invited to our new reality show to find the world's ugliest person. If you're all voted off, at least we'll know we left no crone unspurned.

You hag no idea witch way that was so offensive!

[demografx (OP)]

Grizelda was asked by la Sûreté to formerly identify the body of whom they believed to be Quasimodo. When she looked at the body she said, "Well, I'm not to sure, but the face rings a bell."

Grizelda had a hunch!

[Don_1]

"Pardonnez-moi monsieur, est-il un tram pour le barrage?"

"Non, il n'ya pas de barrage de tram."

Doesn't seem to work in French, does it, No tram dam

[grizelda]

Poor Quasimodo was in a car accident when he tried to park while lighting a cigarette. His lighter wouldn't work, so he gave it some gas.