[Donnah]

Is that a Quasi-blast?

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No tram dam

At The Univ. of Notre Dame, beaver films are the most popular damn movies!

[demografx (OP)]

Is that a Quasi-blast?

You must be referring to:

Phys Rev Lett. 2009 Nov 27;103(22):224501. Epub 2009 Nov 25.
Blast shocks in quasi-two-dimensional supersonic granular flows.
Boudet JF, Cassagne J, Kellay H.
Source
Centre de Physique Moléculaire Optique et Hertzienne, Université Bordeaux 1, UMR 5798 CNRS, 351 cours de la Libération, 33405 Talence, France.

[Don_1]

Is that a Quasi-blast?

You must be referring to:

Phys Rev Lett. 2009 Nov 27;103(22):224501. Epub 2009 Nov 25.
Blast shocks in quasi-two-dimensional supersonic granular flows.
Boudet JF, Cassagne J, Kellay H.
Source
Centre de Physique Moléculaire Optique et Hertzienne, Université Bordeaux 1, UMR 5798 CNRS, 351 cours de la Libération, 33405 Talence, France.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that? I don't know how you have de Gaulle to leave me so stranded.

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Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that? I don't know how you have de Gaulle to leave me so stranded.

You're right but give me a chance, it's still Orly in the morning for me to Field a question like that!

[Don_1]

Oh! Just bourget it!

[demografx (OP)]

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that? I don't know how you have de Gaulle to leave me so stranded.

You're right but give me a chance, it's still Orly in the morning for me to Field a question like that!

Oh! Just bourget it!

Charles de Gaulle? Orly? Bourget? Oh sure, they're very good, but not as good as the Beijing airport. Why, there, they even have a whole lot of Chinese checkers!

[Donnah]

That's to make sure people are Oriented properly.

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Yes! And once they're properly Oriented, they can get in to the Express lines!

[Don_1]

I'm having trouble keeping track of this....... What was I going to say? Nope, its no good, I've lost my train of thought. I'd best leave it to you two esteamed members.

[demografx (OP)]

You know what I like about you? You never  try to railroad us with your train of thought! But I just can't figure out which engine fuels your desires.

Hmm. Your station in life must be important, that's the ticket! So what's the next stop for you? Whatever it is, you're a man with no patience for delays! Your schedule is prompt and our timetables must simply be made to keep chugging along with yours!!

[Don_1]

Water loot of puns in one post! You must have let the air get to your head for that lot, have you had a crewe cut? Some of those puns have been waiting to be used for a long time, the sleepers of the punning world. Which points me in the direction of the old boiler of the station mistress. She would always check the money tendered for fares taken by her son in the ticket office. He was nothing like her, no 'chip off the old block', so we assumed she was 'in loco parentis'. She would get all steamed up if he made a mistake, or something along those lines. She was never on the level, crossing him off her list of good employees, until he blew the whistle on her.

Water tower of lies she came out with at the tribunal, siding with the company all the time. After the proceedings, her son said "Asleft me shocked. I can't believe the way she was crowing on."

[demografx (OP)]

Don_1 is hereby awarded The Punning Thread Water Tower Fame Award. SONY Pictures will certainly feature Don in their next blockbuster (and water film it will be!)




Next, Don will be flown to Lucerne, Switzerland to see water certainly the most progressive ways the city works with Water Tower lighting and architecture!




Finally, Don will be whisked to one of the most luxurious establishments water known for its award-winning amenities!




Almost forgot to mention water all-paid season tickets to any and all theatrical performances in London that can train him to improve his already well-honed craft!




Don, you do us all proud here at Punning Thread!

[Airthumbs]

If you watch the clapping black and white people for more then 30secs it becomes quite disturbing!!

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No, they're all white.

[demografx (OP)]

Today, July 28th is  –

National Milk Chocolate Day!
http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/July/milkchocolateday.htm

We can always use an udder reason for a special treat!

[demografx (OP)]

...we assumed she was 'in loco parentis'.

Why? Then what would have been the motive?

[Don_1]

National milk chocolate day!!!!!!!!!!

YIPEE

No time for puns now, I have some serious scoffing to do......

[Don_1]

I recall an old honey of mine whom I was very sweet on. We would Nestle down in the park Rown trees or in front of the TV to watch Coco the clown.
"How candy do that without hurting himself?" She would ask.
She would dream of the day Her sheyp would come in.
"Where are your parents tonight?" I asked and she replied, "Oh, Mars gone to the farm to tend to the cows. Its her milky way to a bountyful milking in the morning and my step Dad, Terry's gone down the pub."
"In that case" I wispaed "show us your snickers!" She laughed and said "You cad, bury that idea." Then she flaked out on the floor.

I think in heinzight, it was a bit krafty, even though I had bought her an Airfix model of a cat........ (WAIT FOR IT......) She had always wanted a kit-kat.


Time for some more chocy now.....

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Time for some more chocy now.....

I hereby second that emotion!!