Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #1560 on:** 20/08/2011 05:31:01 »

Please beer with me and my line of thinking, Don, but aren't you competing for The Alcohol Of Fame?

Or is the ice cold draft from the window sudsenly giving me a head cold and fermenting my thinking?

At least I'm not foaming at the mouth over this!

Well, I have to go now and mug for the camera. I'm sure glad my problems lately are only pint-sized.

Karen W. · « **Reply #1561 on:** 20/08/2011 07:45:24 »

Well it's been a Hams dinger of a day today and I think I could use a good stiff drink, but seeing that I haven't yet made it to corpse status yet I think I will steer clear of the embalming fluid and stick to the less permanent relaxation plan...and indulge in a bit of the spirits!

demografx · « **Reply #1562 on:** 21/08/2011 01:49:33 »

Hi, Karen! Come join me by the pool for a drink! If you're in a pickle because of today, then my looks should be reassuring!

Karen W. · « **Reply #1563 on:** 21/08/2011 02:01:20 »

That sounds cool..where are you located, surely not in the High Sierras? Looks like its, down in warmer area and I would love to thank you..... your looks would be just fine young man...

demografx · « **Reply #1564 on:** 22/08/2011 21:13:53 »

Quote from: Karen W. on 21/08/2011 02:01:20

... your looks would be just fine young man...

Why, flattery will get you everywhere, Young Lady!

Karen W. · « **Reply #1565 on:** 23/08/2011 01:28:33 »

Oooooh la la.......

demografx · « **Reply #1566 on:** 23/08/2011 03:13:42 »

Karen W. · « **Reply #1567 on:** 23/08/2011 05:30:43 »

Awe...very pretty penmanship!

demografx · « **Reply #1568 on:** 23/08/2011 23:32:32 »

Karen, since computers took over my life, my penmanship has gone steadily, steadily downhill!

Karen W. · « **Reply #1569 on:** 26/08/2011 05:35:36 »

Yes.. I wrote a friend and sent a letter in my lovely penmanship and he said it was hard to read after all the years on a computer.. .. lol....

demografx · « **Reply #1570 on:** 27/08/2011 20:28:48 »

demografx · « **Reply #1571 on:** 30/08/2011 02:49:01 »

Today, August 30th, 2011 is:
National Toasted Marshmallow Day

They must weigh those marshmallows in GRAHAMs!

I bet there's S'more where that came from!

demografx · « **Reply #1572 on:** 30/08/2011 02:52:35 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 16/08/2011 09:24:05

Curses! I missed out on that one. Coors, I’m sure I could have brewed up a cocktail of puns in the spirit of this occasion, bud. Wiser in the art of punning than the average man, I may not be, still, ah, art were my way to punification.
Yeast sir, I would have hopped to it. Some may have been light while some larger, none bitter, I hope, but a pale full could have been forthcoming. I could have been the oast with the most.

While this is far from sad or morose, this post above was specially noted by our BEEReavement Committee.

Certainly not a case of POUR judgement by any means.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1573 on:** 30/08/2011 09:50:02 »

Quote from: demografx on 30/08/2011 02:49:01

Today, August 30th, 2011 is:
National Toasted Marshmallow Day

Verily you jest! Who dreamt up this one?

Do you not think it is too marsh to expect people to fork out on this confection in such hard times? Eating too marsh of this could render one liable to frequent visits to the Lavatera. They ar a bic on the soft side for my liking.

Let us raise our glasses in a toast to the late Malcom McLaren who, I am afraid to say, did not repay his debt to me. Mal owed me just a gahstly amount. We wish him sweet dreams.

demografx · « **Reply #1574 on:** 31/08/2011 03:49:18 »

Don, that was sweet of you to say.

You never sugar coat the truth.

And you always treat us with fine punnery.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1575 on:** 31/08/2011 10:37:26 »

A Punners Lament

As I was browsing through the posts,
Upon the science forum.
I found myself somewhat lacking,
In any sense of decorum.

No matter what was written there,
No matter how serious.
I felt the urge to have to write,
Something quite delirious.

But not for me a simple case,
Of scribing something silly.
Oh no dear reader I had to write
Something cheesy as Caerphilly.

I took the words written there,
And found another meaning.
My puns were ‘oft times very stupid,
My posts quite demeaning.

If only I could be more serious,
Write something educated.
A post of wisdom to make my standing,
Become more inflated.

Alas I fear it never shall be,
I have a nose for a pun.
And so the forum members shout,
'Oi trunky, where’s your bun?'

Karen W. · « **Reply #1576 on:** 31/08/2011 11:17:30 »

Quote from: demografx on 27/08/2011 20:28:48

Yes this is much like my writing...By the way while punning away in this thread.. I realized that some peoples handwriting simply makes me feel cursive whoops or like cursing!

Karen W. · « **Reply #1577 on:** 31/08/2011 11:20:10 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 31/08/2011 10:37:26

A Punners Lament

As I was browsing through the posts,
Upon the science forum.
I found myself somewhat lacking,
In any sense of decorum.

No matter what was written there,
No matter how serious.
I felt the urge to have to write,
Something quite delirious.

But not for me a simple case,
Of scribing something silly.
Oh no dear reader I had to write
Something cheesy as Caerphilly.

I took the words written there,
And found another meaning.
My puns were ‘oft times very stupid,
My posts quite demeaning.

If only I could be more serious,
Write something educated.
A post of wisdom to make my standing,
Become more inflated.

Alas I fear it never shall be,
I have a nose for a pun.
And so the forum members shout,
'Oi trunky, where’s your bun?'

Lol..LOL...Thats great! by the way the 30th was also my birthday! lol!

demografx · « **Reply #1578 on:** 01/09/2011 05:33:16 »

demografx · « **Reply #1579 on:** 01/09/2011 05:45:14 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 31/08/2011 10:37:26

A Punners Lament

As I was browsing through the posts,
Upon the science forum.
I found myself somewhat lacking,
In any sense of decorum.

No matter what was written there,
No matter how serious.
I felt the urge to have to write,
Something quite delirious.

But not for me a simple case,
Of scribing something silly.
Oh no dear reader I had to write
Something cheesy as Caerphilly.

I took the words written there,
And found another meaning.
My puns were ‘oft times very stupid,
My posts quite demeaning.

If only I could be more serious,
Write something educated.
A post of wisdom to make my standing,
Become more inflated.

Alas I fear it never shall be,
I have a nose for a pun.
And so the forum members shout,
'Oi trunky, where’s your bun?'

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