[Donnah]

....... I was tied up at the moment.

One day your antics with that Au pair will get found out!


OK, you are forgiven this time, but any more omissions and it will be the rack for you or a spot of neck stretching. I’ll have no more slipping. That will become abundantly clear.

Demografx, Don_1's forgiveness must have set you at Tie one ease!

[demografx (OP)]

Truly, Donnah, I feel exonerated. Or is that x-rated?

Hmm.

[demografx (OP)]

I would taiwan on to cover my shy knees but I think I've a cold coming on, or some sort of germ anyway. I feel chile and so sick man, illa than you can imagine. I'd best eat something, like turkey, as they say you should feed a cold, though I don't feel hungary, or I're land up in bed for a few days. Of course 'er indoors will never believe it, I'll have to peruve it to her that I haves pain.

She'll just say 'get in dia van, burma bit of rubber and get going. Nor way am I letting you laze around before Xmas.'.

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

[Don_1]

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

R, L O, F U N E M N X
S, V F M N X

Any excuse for this sketch from The Two Ronnies.

[demografx (OP)]

Any excuse for this sketch from The Two Ronnies.

(LMFAHO!)

[Don_1]

Good grief Demo. you seem to have lost your mind!

I should have known it was a mistake to let you watch that clip, especially since I had just bought you this 4.000 year old Egyptian cranial adornment for Xmas:




Ah well, I’ll send it back, after all de cap it ancient anyway.


What's that in the road ahead?
What's that in the road, a head?


Q. What is Demo's head singing as it rolls off into the distance?
A. 'I Ain't Got Nobody'.

The old ones are the oldest!

[Donnah]

This 'E chipped chin fellow nose he has a great hat on his whooping big craneum.  You two rule, so hop in the car, Toot 'n cam on over, 'cause I'd like to show this to my mummy.

[demografx (OP)]

And Don has agreed to share with Donnah......... the Mummy Punny Award!

[demografx (OP)]

And this is all relevant - even today:  it was the pharaohs of Egypt who worked out the very first pyramid scheme!

[demografx (OP)]

In Egypt archaeologists pyramid the ruins for mummies and those places where ancient wrappers performed.

[Donnah]

You birds are a hoot and sound like a couple of wise old owls.

[demografx (OP)]

Thank you, Donnah!

Your punctuation is always welcome here!

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[demografx (OP)]

I had just bought you this 4.000 year old Egyptian cranial adornment for Xmas:

THANK YOU, DON!! I will treasure this forever! And I will bury all previous resentment. []

Q. What is Demo's head singing as it rolls off into the distance?

A. 'I Ain't Got Nobody'.

The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.

[Don_1]

Toot 'n cam on over, 'cause I'd like to show this to my mummy.

We will! What's more, we will bring an old time group to play some music during the unveiling, though it has to be said, the band age will be quite high.

[Don_1]

The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.

The local beauty salon offers a cure for wrinkles, smoothing on a mixture of essential oils. I have seen them balming as i walk past.

[demografx (OP)]

I have seen them balming as i walk past.

Embalming? Mummies? Oh, c'mon, you certainly know that's a dead art.

[Don_1]

Sometimes I have grave worries about you, Demo. They are not only my worries, they're hearse indoors too! You'll come to some greef one day.

[demografx (OP)]

Sometimes I have grave worries about you, Demo.

You're projecting, Don, and it's all because you're simply buried in your work. Slow down!

They are not only my worries, they're hearse indoors too!

Awwww, now you sound just like those heavy drinkers who always put the quart before the hearse.

[Donnah]

How can he be impaired if he's drinking alone?  []

[Don_1]

How can he be impaired if he's drinking alone?  []

The last time an imp aired his views to me, I smashed him in the gob lined him up with some other miscreants and pixi enough of them to make a grimm example of. One, named Peggy I kicked up the bum. Peggy’s arse was so sore she couldn’t sit down. The others I made gargoyle with vinegar, which made their throat’s very unelfy. I made this torture drag on until they pleaded for mercy. “We feel very grotoy” they said. “Fair enough”, I said and let them wander off into the woodland for rest and recuperation. Should any of them return, I warned them, to dsingly delve into mischief again, I’ll give them a fairy rough dusting down.