Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

Don_1 · « **Reply #1861 on:** 21/02/2012 10:38:59 »

Quote from: Donnah on 19/02/2012 20:27:53

Was he a smoker?

He claims not to be a smoker, but I think he's telling porkies.

Now, can we please get this thread bac on track. We're getting a bit berhind with the puns. Come on all, I'll race yer (rasher) to the next subject.

demografx · « **Reply #1862 on:** 22/02/2012 01:57:01 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 21/02/2012 10:38:59

Now, can we please get this thread bac on track.

Fine. But then who will bring home the bacon?

JimBob · « **Reply #1863 on:** 22/02/2012 02:31:47 »

Perhaps we need a razor-back here to cut this thread wide open.

Donnah · « **Reply #1864 on:** 22/02/2012 07:03:44 »

Yeah, then no one can hog it. Numerous comedic contributors keeps us in stitches.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1865 on:** 22/02/2012 09:11:35 »

I see JB & Donnah have cottoned on to my meaning. Sew a little seed and it shall bear fruit.

Should razor-back's be served in restaurants? And after eating would they be given the razor-bill? Would the culinary efforts of the chef raise our expectations and would he braise our beef? Would the menu display cut-throat prices?

Please don't get stroppy with me.

Donnah · « **Reply #1866 on:** 23/02/2012 06:16:41 »

Yes, Don_1 this thread is piggy-backing off of your idea.

demografx · « **Reply #1867 on:** 23/02/2012 16:11:39 »

Just because I hog the sheets in bed doesn't necessarily mean that I'm all wrapped up in myself!

demografx · « **Reply #1868 on:** 23/02/2012 19:07:27 »

Geezer:

demografx · « **Reply #1869 on:** 24/02/2012 03:19:58 »

This is
Justice For Animals Week
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/2011/02/national-justice-for-animals-week/

Are you courting disaster by not giving your pet(s) competent legal representation?

The Honorable Justice Soxon can be reached for consultation at:
1-800-LET'S-SUE

This really warrants your attention.

Geezer · « **Reply #1870 on:** 24/02/2012 04:12:59 »

Now now, Demo. Don't get too carried away. You wouldn't want me to get all disgruntled?

demografx · « **Reply #1871 on:** 24/02/2012 07:39:03 »

Quote from: Geezer on 24/02/2012 04:12:59

Now now, Demo. Don't get too carried away. You wouldn't want me to get all disgruntled?

Geezer! Don't do it!

demografx · « **Reply #1872 on:** 24/02/2012 07:40:58 »

If a pig loses it's voice is it disgruntled?

Don_1 · « **Reply #1873 on:** 24/02/2012 14:45:50 »

That's enough of the boaring puns. Trotter long to the sowth hall now.

Would an 'anticemitic' be one who hates concrete?

demografx · « **Reply #1874 on:** 24/02/2012 14:49:35 »

My antiemetic hates nausea.

demografx · « **Reply #1875 on:** 24/02/2012 15:06:51 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 24/02/2012 14:45:50

That's enough of the boaring puns.

Ok. Then how about neigh-boar puns??

Friendly looking neigh-boars! (From the same neigh-boar-hood ofk horse)

demografx · « **Reply #1876 on:** 24/02/2012 23:03:12 »

Disclosure: "ofk horse" is a Don_1ism

Donnah · « **Reply #1877 on:** 24/02/2012 23:12:38 »

Neigh-boar; that's brilliant, you're milking this thread for every bit of humour.

demografx · « **Reply #1878 on:** 24/02/2012 23:22:08 »

It's the Milky.....(all together now..)...Way!!

Donnah · « **Reply #1879 on:** 26/02/2012 23:57:13 »

Where'd you hear that, on the bo-vine?

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