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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1960 on: 12/03/2012 21:06:58 »
                                                 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1961 on: 12/03/2012 21:20:49 »
March 13, 2012 is:
Open An Umbrella Indoors Day

Is the weather bureau an umbrella organization?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1962 on: 13/03/2012 08:43:28 »
Quote from: demografx on 12/03/2012 21:20:49
March 13, 2012 is:
Open An Umbrella Indoors Day

Is the weather bureau an umbrella organization?

I get the feeling they don't use PC's, only Mac's.

News of unrest at the Met Office was described today as being nothing more than a storm in a tea cup. Threats of resignation by chief forecaster Sunny Jim (hailed as one of the best in the world) turned out to be a hoax. Mr Jim said he would continue his rain as chief forecaster and he didn't want such tittle-tattle to cloud his team's attention from looking for the next window of opportunity to any degree.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1963 on: 13/03/2012 20:18:39 »
But Mr. Jim's rain disappeared in a hurry cain't you tell?

Protestors only had to smog him in the chest and simply take over! Easy!

Snow wonder the revolution was so mild.

Mr. Jim complained of a ligament that was torn? Much ado about nothing!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1964 on: 14/03/2012 01:47:26 »

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1965 on: 14/03/2012 10:10:07 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 01:47:26

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.

Maybe so, but an acumulus much knowledge can cloud the mind.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1966 on: 14/03/2012 21:06:35 »

Cloud the mind? Not always. Didn't Cumulonimbus discover America in 1492?



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1967 on: 14/03/2012 21:26:28 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 12/03/2012 09:04:25

I'm the one who grabbed the wrong end of his club and lost his balls.




And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1968 on: 15/03/2012 09:27:06 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 21:26:28

And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!


Typical! Not gold, not silver, not even bronze! Just brass.
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« Reply #1969 on: 15/03/2012 09:29:51 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 01:47:26

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.

If you want to go far an hight, you certainly do.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1970 on: 15/03/2012 16:44:41 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/03/2012 09:27:06
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 21:26:28

And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!


Typical! Not gold, not silver, not even bronze! Just brass.

 




Here already! Stop! You know how to get your weigh!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1971 on: 15/03/2012 18:56:24 »
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 01:47:26

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/03/2012 09:29:51

If you want to go far an hight, you certainly do.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1972 on: 20/03/2012 01:05:47 »
Quote from: demografx on 04/03/2012 22:38:59
Quote from: Don_1 on 20/01/2012 13:01:36

Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?

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Quote from: Donnah on 22/01/2012 07:02:44

I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.


Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy????????????????????? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!


And today the $balance on one of my accounts was...666!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1973 on: 20/03/2012 06:10:31 »
March is:
Berries and Cherries Month
http://www.fruitsandveggiesmatter.gov/month/berries.html
http://www.fruitsandveggiesmatter.gov/month/cherry.html


Berry interesting month is March!

Cherish your fruit intake.

Straw/blue/black/rasp - it's all berry tasty!

Watch your posture; don't drupe

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1974 on: 21/03/2012 10:58:42 »
Quote from: demografx on 20/03/2012 06:10:31
March is:
Berries and Cherries Month

I presume you found this in some seedy newspaper under currant affairs. Probably berried away in the small print. How many times did you have to go fru it before you found this star? By the way, are you sure you have got the date right? The way I figure it, it should be in September and Anna would have agreed had she not been banned. I think I told you they had to ban Anna, her posts were getting too fruity. Its enough to give you the pip.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1975 on: 21/03/2012 11:02:46 »
Quote from: demografx on 20/03/2012 01:05:47
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And today the $balance on one of my accounts was...666!



I just thought I'd check, and low and behold, I have £6.66 in my pocket! Would you believe it?!?!?!

What??? You wouldn't believe it! I don't blame you, its a pack o' lies.
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« Reply #1976 on: 21/03/2012 20:38:23 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/03/2012 10:58:42
Quote from: demografx on 20/03/2012 06:10:31
March is:
Berries and Cherries Month


I presume you found this in some seedy newspaper under currant affairs. Probably berried away in the small print. How many times did you have to go fru it before you found this star? By the way, are you sure you have got the date right? The way I figure it, it should be in September and Anna would have agreed had she not been banned. I think I told you they had to ban Anna, her posts were getting too fruity. Its enough to give you the pip.


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« Reply #1977 on: 21/03/2012 20:39:40 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 21/03/2012 11:02:46

...its a pack o' lies.


I tried to pack myself in a suitcase.

I could hardly contain myself.


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« Reply #1978 on: 22/03/2012 09:03:53 »
I could have told you it would not suit you, not even for a brief moment and had you tried it over-night, you would probably have caught a nasty cold.

Attache!

Bless you. Now you need to flight off this infection. This is indeed a sad case. I shall ask Dr Justin to attend to you, justin case you need some pills.
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« Reply #1979 on: 22/03/2012 21:28:59 »
Thank you for the Gesundheit - I had a pressing urge to sneeze on this train. I need something to read, I'm board. If I train myself, discipline will come. We only pass this way once.

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