[Donnah]

Are we all uh, bored?

[demografx (OP)]

Are we all uh, bored?

The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek.

[demografx (OP)]

March 19 - March 25
Act Happy Week




Actcept happyness EVERY week!

[Don_1]

Does this mean I have to actcentuate any delusions of joy I may have? That even in my deepest, darkest hour of foreboding I must go around with a perpetual grin about my mush?

Oh woe, woe and thrice woe, that this sour faced old groat must perambulate the streets of doom with a gladiatorial skip in his step, despite the blissters on his feet. Will nobody joyn me in my hour of ha pe....................C - E - N - S - O - R - E - D.....................................

No, no, I really can't do that pun

[demografx (OP)]

You must grin and bear it!

Happy hope reigns supreme!

Why not joyn in on all the fun?

Hippety hoppety happy to you!

Sadists cannot make you sad. Only you can.

Act happy.

Be happy.

Smile even though your heart is bypassed!

[Don_1]

You must grin and bear it!

How kind of you to offer. I'll have a double with tonic, ice and a slice of lemon.

[demografx (OP)]

And a proper serving with nuts on the side.



It's a sloe month.

But please don't fizzle out on us!

[Don_1]

And a proper serving with nuts on the side.

Nuts on the side! Now there's a novelty. By what strange quark of evolution did that happen?

More to the point, vod kan you do with such a strange adaptation?

Do you get laughed at or maybe even beerated? Do they get in they way when you rummage through your pockets searching for those elusive sweets covered in fluff, the ones called brand 'A', brand 'X' or brand 'E'. Its a sham paying such a price for unprotected sweeties. But there's no sense in wineing at the makers, they just bay'le sweets should not be kept in your pocket'. I think its a con, yakking on about how you should & shouldn't keep your sweeties.

[Don_1]

It has been suggested that I have a drink problem.

I do not.

I drink, I get drunk, I fall over, no problem.

[demografx (OP)]

And a proper serving with nuts on the side.

Nuts on the side! Now there's a novelty. By what strange quark of evolution did that happen?

More to the point, vod kan you do with such a strange adaptation?

Do you get laughed at or maybe even beerated? Do they get in they way when you rummage through your pockets searching for those elusive sweets covered in fluff, the ones called brand 'A', brand 'X' or brand 'E'. Its a sham paying such a price for unprotected sweeties. But there's no sense in wineing at the makers, they just bay'le sweets should not be kept in your pocket'. I think its a con, yakking on about how you should & shouldn't keep your sweeties.

Don_1 is hereby inducted into The Alcohol Of Fame!!

[Don_1]

Don_1 is hereby inducted into The Alcohol Of Fame!!

How.... er.. howv ... ve.... ve... ferrrrry (*HIC*) ferrry ferrrruurry (*HIC*) kahnd o... o....... ovvvvv lew. Una (*HIC*) cuuuztuuuummmmmmmmmed azz ah am (*HIC*) tooooOOooo mahkking speeeeecheeees (*HIC*)

OHhhh ta ta ta bluuuuuuuudy heeel wiv it (*HIC*), leeets huv a dri dri driiiink (*HIC*)

[Don_1]

Alan, estranged brother of Olympic Gold medalist Seb Coe, is reported to be suffering from Tourette's syndrome.

Headline........ "Al Coe holler"

Titter ye not, it could have been true but for one flight problem. Can ye gueff what it might be?

[demografx (OP)]

Don_1 is hereby inducted into The Alcohol Of Fame!!

How.... er.. howv ... ve.... ve... ferrrrry (*HIC*) ferrry ferrrruurry (*HIC*) kahnd o... o....... ovvvvv lew. Una (*HIC*) cuuuztuuuummmmmmmmmed azz ah am (*HIC*) tooooOOooo mahkking speeeeecheeees (*HIC*)

OHhhh ta ta ta bluuuuuuuudy heeel wiv it (*HIC*), leeets huv a dri dri driiiink (*HIC*)

Now THAT is the kind of Acceptance Speech we can all admonish admire!

[demografx (OP)]

Alan, estranged brother of Olympic Gold medalist Seb Coe, is reported to be suffering from Tourette's syndrome.

Headline........ "Al Coe holler"

Titter ye not, it could have been true but for one flight problem. Can ye gueff what it might be?

Don_1 keeps telling us that his drink is non-alcoholic, but where is the proof?

[demografx (OP)]

And a proper serving with nuts on the side.

Nuts on the side! Now there's a novelty. By what strange quark of evolution did that happen?

[Donnah]

A liar who doesn't pass the bar can g_rin and beer it.

[demografx (OP)]

A liar who doesn't pass the bar can g_rin and beer it.

I stole an invention and then told patent lies.

[Don_1]

"I stole an invention and then told patent lies."

I hope you don't mind if I copy righting you have already done, but it took me a while to understand this, then it finally registered. Copying is not normally part of my trade, mark my words.

[Don_1]

A liar who doesn't pass the bar can g_rin and beer it.

Especially when they are selling cheap bar g_rin booze.

[demografx (OP)]

A liar who doesn't pass the bar can g_rin and beer it.

Especially when they are selling cheap bar g_rin booze.

My wife is so thrifty she can smell a bar g_rin a mall* away.

*shopping centre