[demografx (OP)]

"I want to marry you Anna."

She said no.

So now you want to ban Anna?

Is that truly the most fruitful way to proceed?

You just might benefit by cherrypicking from a number of different ways to go with your annarexic fixation.

There are many choices in a democracy: we do not live in annarchy.

Perhaps psychoannalysis can help here?

[demografx (OP)]

--"Allegations? What allegations? Who are these allegators?"

That's quite a tail.

[Don_1]

I'm not bragging, but soon after I join any band as a guitarist, I am instrumental.

That's not the way I heard it. I am lead to believe that the rest of the group told you to guit ar of it and not to come back. I also understand some pretty bass language was used and some obtuse innuendo. They can be quite rye them boy bands.

I am no defender of them, in fact, I gib some of them as good as I get. My tongue can be so hot, it burns. Now, les pull together to get Demo into a boy band. I'm fed up with his fretting.

Ishmael Rabanowitz, the celebrated Israeli engineer, designed the worlds largest suspension bridge in the classical style. I said to him, "Wow, that bridge has quite a span Ishmael!"

See those puns, I just plec trum out of thin air.

[Don_1]

Don_1's poignant post is soooooooooo deserving of the INTERNATIONAL WRCNA! (Wash Room Cigar Nose Ashtray) Award Of 2012!

I am touched; I think you may be too!

LOOK OUT, its the men in white coats!

[Don_1]

There are many choices in a democracy: we do not live in annarchy.

I always thought that annarchy unlocked the door to her bedroom.

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

April 9, 2012 is:
Dyngus Day
(First Monday after Easter)
http://www.dyngusdaybuffalo.com/whatisdyngusday.html


Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw?

He was a tad Polish.

And the frog wore a very nice polka-dotted shirt.

[demografx (OP)]

Walter Raleigh brought cigars to England. Queen Elizabeth declared they were too big after, not realising they should be smoked, had eaten one. So they were made smaller and the cigar eat was born.

I thought it was because of food and sex:

Queen Elizabeth always enjoyed a nice smoke (the smaller the better) after sex (the larger the better).

She indulged in said sex+smoking immediately after eating a hearty meal, thus the cigar ate was born.

[demografx (OP)]

See those puns, I just plec trum out of thin air.

Yes, just like me on the guitar, you certainly know how to pick 'em!

[demografx (OP)]

There are many choices in a democracy: we do not live in annarchy.

I always thought that annarchy unlocked the door to her bedroom.

Oh, let's not get annal about this...

[Don_1]

Dyngus Day

I don't know Gus and by the sound of it I wouldn't want to dyn with him, I'd rather eat alone.

[Don_1]

There are many choices in a democracy: we do not live in annarchy.

I always thought that annarchy unlocked the door to her bedroom.

Oh, let's not get annal about this...

I see this post has been logged. Must be annalog.

[demografx (OP)]

Dyngus Day

I don't know Gus and by by the sound of it I wouldn't want to dyn with him, I'd rather eat alone.

Oh, that's right, you're waiting for Dynalo Day! It's sometime around Independence Day, I think.

[Don_1]

Well, I suppose it would.

Looks like my statement has landed me in deep end, hence your reply.

To demonstrate that I am not stand-offish, I will join you for a short while for grilled sausage, steak, gammon, lamb chop, mushrooms, tomato (US = tomato) etc. In other words, we shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.

[demografx (OP)]

We shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.

Although Nobelists tend to have dyn a mite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.

[demografx (OP)]

tomato (US = tomato)

[Donnah]

We shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.

Although Nobelists tend to have dyn a mite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.

Beats being a dyn nasty.

[demografx (OP)]

Beats being a dyn nasty.

Whilst visiting the Jurassic Museum, I was bitten before dynner and now I'm oh so sore!

[Donnah]

Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.

[Don_1]

Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.

Judging by the fact that Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us, I think it was his unmentionables. So while he doesn't have a saur ass he does have saur ol' pods!

I think the incident was observed, but they witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.