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I have a whole battery of them!
Here, have this one on me:
Quote from: demografx on 27/06/2012 20:33:24I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.
Quote from: demografx on 28/06/2012 02:36:22Quote from: demografx on 27/06/2012 20:33:24I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.sour-puss
Let's you, me, and Don_1 get together and lemonstrate! Protest!
After I had been sucking on a lemon and tried to speak, a chap with a speech impediment said to me, 'Are you taking the pith?'
Could something more bitter than a lemon be described as sublime?
Don't we all deserve some lemon meringue pie for all these beautifully bitter lemon puns???
As I was going to Scarborough Fair,I met a man who had no hair.'What ho baldy' said I and laughed,'Wrong rhyme' said he, 'I think your daft.''What's that?' I questioned of the manAnd turned my head my ears to pan.I have some custard and sponge in this earAnd in the other jelly and orange appear.'Custard and sponge in one orificeJelly and orange,that can't be very nice'You're either a very clumsy chefOr I think that you are a triffle deaf.
Hear, hear!!!
君召使擯,色勃如也,足躩如也。揖所與立,左右手。衣前後,襜如也。趨進,翼如也。賓退,必復命曰:「賓不顧矣