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Quote from: Don_1 on 23/04/2013 12:31:01My podiatrist suggested I go to see a tree surgeon because I have a corn growng on my foot.Corn dogs grow everywhere. Not just feet.
My podiatrist suggested I go to see a tree surgeon because I have a corn growng on my foot.
What's next? Cornea puns???(corn, cornear, corneast???)
I'm trying to reach my 6000th post. But have I made a rod for my own back? Or am I in conetension?
OK, what do I get for this my 6000th post?Might it be an award, or might it be 6000 lashes?If an award, can it be another caravan to add to my collection?I do so love to amas caravans.
Curses, all I seem to achieved is Neilep level membership.Ah well, at least this will take the punning thread to 2870 posts. All I have to do is fit a pun in here somewhere, but eye really don't know where or how.Just have to put a lid on it.
Getting back to Anna, her voice coach declared "I'll mak you lar if its the last thing I do.
Quote from: demografx on 23/04/2013 13:07:18What's next? Cornea puns???(corn, cornear, corneast???)Damnation! You obviously saw that coming.
Really! A comment there was irisistable. Socket to me!
Quote from: demografx on 23/04/2013 13:07:18What's next? Cornea puns???(corn, cornear, corneast???)I can't help wondering if your doing OK here, or bit off more than you can chew.
Anna (yep, she's back) was taught her scales by a Scottish voice coach. She was fine with doh, ra, me etc but had some trouble when it came to 'la'. After just a few days McTavish said "Och you la just fine the noo".
This is a good sight for punning. Vis you all join in.
Cauliflower is good for soothing tired eyes. Just boil a floret in a cup of milk and bathe.
YES!!! I'm nearly there, I'm at the brow of the hill.
Demo, I really must warn you not to make a spectacle of yourself making accusations about McTavish. The last person to do so brought such shame upon the family matriarch that McTavish took him to court for bringing a stygma t' iz mother.
Quote from: demografx on 23/04/2013 02:29:10Quote from: Don_1 on 22/04/2013 00:08:28Oh how I just love Boobies........Blue Footed Booby, (National Geographic)Errrrrrr.......Don_1.....are you SURE that is a link to National Geographic above??? (TRY it!)<giggle><blush>Never mind a booby, I smell a rat!
Quote from: Don_1 on 22/04/2013 00:08:28Oh how I just love Boobies........Blue Footed Booby, (National Geographic)Errrrrrr.......Don_1.....are you SURE that is a link to National Geographic above??? (TRY it!)<giggle><blush>
Oh how I just love Boobies........Blue Footed Booby, (National Geographic)
Don_1, you most brilliantly OUTDID yourself on this eye-popping, eye-punning, eye-control of yours above!Congatulations on your Spotlight on The Golden Eye Award!http://vivamost.com/2012/09/spotlight-on-the-golden-eye-awards/